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Pheobe Debates The Theory of Evolution
Original scene from the show... Friends. ^ | NA | NA

Posted on 07/24/2003 1:55:39 PM PDT by Mr.Atos

I was just lisening to Medved debating Creationism with Athiests on the air. I found it interesting that while Medved argued his side quite effectively from the standpoint of faith, his opponents resorted to condescension and beliitled him with statements like, "when it rains, is that God crying?" I was reminded of the best (at least most amusing)debate that I have ever heard on the subject of Creationism vs Evolution, albeit a fictional setting. It occurred on the show, Friends of all places between the characters Pheobe (The Hippy) and Ross (The Paleontologist). It went like this...

Pheebs: Okay...it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building...GO INTO THE LIGHT MR. HECKLES!!

Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, uh, you don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: Nah. Not really. Ross: You don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: I don't know. It's just, ya know, monkeys, Darwin, ya know, it's a, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.

Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact. Like, like, the air we breathe, like gravity... Pheebs: Uh, okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity? Pheebs: Well, it's not so much that ya know, like I don't *believe* in it, ya know. It's just...I don't know. Lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down, as I am being pushed.

Ross: How can you NOT BELIEVE in evolution? Pheebs: [shrugs] I unh-huh...Look at this funky shirt!!

Ross: Well, there ya go. Pheebs: Huh. So now, the REAL question is: who put those fossils there, and why...?

Ross: OPPOSABLE THUMBS!! Without evolution, how do YOU explain OPPOSABLE THUMBS?!? Pheebs: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts!

Pheebs: Uh-oh! Scary Scientist Man!

Pheebs: Okay, Ross? Could you just open your mind like, *this* much?? Okay? Now wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the Earth was flat? And up until what, like, fifty years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess o' crap came out! Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?!?

Pheebs: I can't believe you caved. Ross: What? Pheebs: You just ABANDONED your whole belief system! I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. Ross: But uh.. Pheebs: Yeah...how...how are you gonna go in to work tomorrow? How...how are you gonna face the other science guys? How...how are you gonna face yourself? Oh! [Ross runs away dejected] Pheebs: That was fun. So who's hungry?


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To: Stultis
Of course, a group of sufficiently rich geocentrists might send an observatory far above the ecliptic of the solar system that remains fixed in position wrt to the earth and claim that their claims were thereby "proven".

That's good. Relativistically speaking, I can't find any fault with it. But I donno ...

2,341 posted on 08/10/2003 2:20:01 PM PDT by PatrickHenry ("Virtual Ignore" is now on!)
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To: PatrickHenry; Stultis
Of course, a group of sufficiently rich geocentrists might send an observatory far above the ecliptic of the solar system that remains fixed in position wrt to the earth and claim that their claims were thereby "proven".

My instinct--what, you're expecting calculations here?--is that there's no such stable orbit as "far above the ecliptic" and "fixed in position wrt the earth."

2,342 posted on 08/10/2003 2:24:55 PM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: VadeRetro; PatrickHenry; Stultis; gore3000
My instinct--what, you're expecting calculations here?--is that there's no such stable orbit as "far above the ecliptic" and "fixed in position wrt the earth."

I do know the calculations and you are definitely correct. :-)

2,343 posted on 08/10/2003 2:34:43 PM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: Alamo-Girl
Your character is fine. While we may have disagreements (and agreements) on various matters, I have found no problems with your behavior either on the Agreement or any other topic on FR.
2,344 posted on 08/10/2003 2:36:54 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: RadioAstronomer; VadeRetro; Stultis
I do know the calculations and you are definitely correct.

From my point of view, the universe revolves about me. Don't need no calculations!

2,345 posted on 08/10/2003 2:41:54 PM PDT by PatrickHenry ("Virtual Ignore" is now on!)
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To: PatrickHenry; Stultis
This would require stationing an observatory above the plane of the solar system, located above the sun, so that it would remain stationary with respect to the sun.

Ulysses is in polar orbit around the sun. That's close.

2,346 posted on 08/10/2003 2:46:28 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: PatrickHenry
The heliocentric theory is strictly false. The center of mass of the solar system is just outside the Sun (sometimes). Of course, the heliocentric system is easier to compute in rather than a geocentric system.

The Moon doesn't make a circle around the Earth either. The Moon's heliocentric orbit is always concave toward the Sun.
2,347 posted on 08/10/2003 2:50:27 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: RadioAstronomer; VadeRetro
I do know the calculations and you are definitely correct [that there's no such stable orbit as "far above the ecliptic" and "fixed in position wrt the earth"].

Hold on. Doesn't have to be "far above the ecliptic." It just has to be geosynchronous. Then it's always making observations w/r/to the earth's position. It would mimic our own observations. What's wrong with that?

2,348 posted on 08/10/2003 2:51:11 PM PDT by PatrickHenry ("Virtual Ignore" is now on!)
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To: Alamo-Girl
...and my knees aren't in very good condition...

That part I know about. 30 years of organized basketball. We'll get a special dispensation to stand. ;)

2,349 posted on 08/10/2003 2:52:14 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th% (We are not worthy...We are not worthy...)
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In accordance with paragraph 7 of the Agreement of the Willing, this is a functional placemarker.
2,350 posted on 08/10/2003 2:55:39 PM PDT by Junior (Killed a six pack ... just to watch it die.)
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To: RadioAstronomer

My instinct--what, you're expecting calculations here?--is that there's no such stable orbit as "far above the ecliptic" and "fixed in position wrt the earth."

I do know the calculations and you are definitely correct. :-)

But couldn't you shoot a probe far above the ecliptic, in an "orbit" that's fixed relative to the Sun, and another fixed relative to the Earth, and then see which one takes more fuel to keep itself in position? Seems like that should be a valid proxy for finding the true "objective fixed observer". (Recognizing that the solar system itself is in transit towards - Vega, is it?)

Just what would a "fixed position" mean, anyway? Some least-squares summation of change in vectors between the object and every other visible object in the universe? (Or at least a representative sample of stars in this galaxy?)

2,351 posted on 08/10/2003 2:57:54 PM PDT by jennyp (Science thread posters: I've signed The Agreement. Have you?)
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To: jennyp
Just what would a "fixed position" mean, anyway?

In opera, it's the soparano. She stands still and the whole universe revolves around her.

2,352 posted on 08/10/2003 3:04:04 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: RadioAstronomer
We are only looking for that extremely narrowband signal signifying a carrier, ....

But, but, .... I thought that species of pigeon is extinct!

;-)

2,353 posted on 08/10/2003 3:04:09 PM PDT by longshadow
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To: Doctor Stochastic
>In opera, it's the soparano.<

Excuse me, but if you're talking about "fixed" and opera, you must be talking about a "castrato"..........

;-O

2,354 posted on 08/10/2003 3:11:59 PM PDT by longshadow
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To: longshadow
May the "signal signifying a carrier pigeon" poop on your head.

I know, I know ... I've just violated:

7. Decorum We will endeavor to be considerate to other posters and Lurkers.

2,355 posted on 08/10/2003 3:12:40 PM PDT by PatrickHenry
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To: VadeRetro
My own genuine understanding is that any sort of mail is the property of the recipient.

I think your understanding is very wrong. The closest clause I can see in the link to posting guidelines at FR says the following:

# Don't violate poster privacy - Don't reveal online another poster's phone number, address, or other information that the person hasn't already made public for everyone on Free Republic. If you are asked for a friend's email address, the best advice usually is to forward the request to the friend. He or she can then decide whether to respond.

Now it seems pretty clear to me from the above that one should not post private e-mail. Which only makes sense, if one wanted all to read it, one would just post it on a thread. So unless one receives permission to do so, one should not do that.

Now, as I said, what's done is done, and this is not an attack on you. but we should not do this again.

2,356 posted on 08/10/2003 3:18:27 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: Piltdown_Woman
Natural selection does not always result in a decrease in genetic variation. If this were so, then balanced polymorphism would not be seen in populations such as the Black-Bellied Seedcrackers of Cameroon, West Africa.

I must strongly disagree with your statement about natural selection, the dead do not reproduce so their genetic information is lost - and not just the trait that brought destruction, but other traits that might have been beneficial. Further, since even the traits that caused destruction might have been useful if circumstances had been different (and circumstances always change) this is also a loss to the species.

Hmmm...I'm not sure I follow you on this point. "Normal" operation of an organism is survival, and the heterozygous resistance to malaria conferred by the Hb-S allele clearly facilitates survival in these individuals.

Yes, that is pretty much what it means. However, let's consider this - is malarial infection prevalent everywhere on earth? Clearly not. So outside of malarial areas, this mutation is bad since it may result in death to progeny if two people carrying it have children. We see that problem now with blacks in the US where it is of no benefit at all. So if this trait were spread throughout the whole human species, it would be seriously detrimental to humanity. That's what I meant.

2,357 posted on 08/10/2003 4:13:46 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: js1138
My post about revolving was tongue in cheek. I hope your insistence on proof from science is in a similar spirit.

No it is not. There are many modes of proof, and it has different meanings in different situations - in math, in courts, in science. Science is able to give some pretty strong proofs and that is why you and others have tried to evade the question I asked. It would look pretty foolish to deny that the Earth goes round the sun or that a parent's genes are the source of the child's. Another question that could be asked is how could science possibly have reaped such benefits to our lives if it was false?

It also seems very contradictory to me for evolutionists to say that evolution is a scientific fact and then say that science does not prove anything.

2,358 posted on 08/10/2003 4:21:44 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: Stultis
The purpose of a theory is to explain facts. Heliocentrism explains facts, that is: the specific polar coordinates, wrt the earth, of the sun and the other planets at specific times.

Seems to me that our trips to the Moon, and probes to other planets prove the theory quite well. If it was false we could not have made it. Let's remember that very accurate measurements had to be made to accomplish these tasks. In addition, present day instruments I think can certainly verify it (and have verified it) in various ways.

2,359 posted on 08/10/2003 4:27:51 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: PatrickHenry
May the "signal signifying a carrier pigeon" poop on your head.

Hummm, just change that to "car".

2,360 posted on 08/10/2003 4:31:30 PM PDT by balrog666 (Religions change; beer and wine remain.)
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