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How many people assembled your deliverable and how long did it take? If the metrics are right I might take you up on a redo or I could tell you how long it would have taken me based on my past experiences (good info for you). Although I was looking for a simple sub-task in a larger current project plan that could be measured.

I do have a job of my own so I have to limit my time to the realm of the reasonable. Perhaps your next Java project we can compete. I am a Java expert in many areas, XML, J2EE, etc. NDA's are not a problem, I just have to sign them.

As for your low skilled monkey job, I'll leave that to your Indian branch. I have no problem with unskilled labor going to foreign countries only high paying professional jobs (cutting and pasting is not graphics design).

You don't by chance work with porn sites do you?

You don't by chance work with porn sites do you?

Nnnnnooooo....... But if you can get me a job in a porn movie, I will do that for free; I would definitely not outsource that! I have always wanted to perform in a porn movie, and I think I would do very well. In fact every time I have performed using these skills, the results have been quite good. In fact this is one area that I would probably beat the Russians in every time.

Get me into a porn movie and I will let you do all the Java you want.