Nnnnnooooo....... But if you can get me a job in a porn movie, I will do that for free; I would definitely not outsource that! I have always wanted to perform in a porn movie, and I think I would do very well. In fact every time I have performed using these skills, the results have been quite good. In fact this is one area that I would probably beat the Russians in every time.
Get me into a porn movie and I will let you do all the Java you want.
LOL! You sound like someone I know that's moving to LA to make it in a band. He knows a few people I'll ask him to set you up. You have to pay me for the Java work though (no porn work though, against my beliefs) ;-)