[drstevej]

you, sir ar hyper-calvinistic-expialidotious. (That doesn't mean anything, I just like the sound)

[Elsie]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of
the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses
on his feet.

He also ate very little, which made him rather
frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

Therefore, he's a........

A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.