The facile nature of your response it not amusing. If you cannot accept the fact that evolution is still a theory and creationism is still a theory then perhaps you should find a home with Neanderthals.
Wait a minute. Neanderthals don't exist anymore. Or do they? Hmmm.
And storks bringing babies to proud mommies and daddies is also a theory. Let's teach that one.
Or maybe, rather than pretending that all theories are equal, we should try to sort out the good from the bad, and the better from the merely adequate. The evidence simply does not support "maybe, maybe not", regardless of how facile you find that answer to be. I realize that's rather inconvenient for you, but there you go.