BILL HICKS
God's Comic
I wish you'd known me when I was alive, I was a funny feller. The crowd would hoot and holler for more. I wore a drunk's red nose for applause. Oh yes, I was a comical priest "with a joke for the flock and a hand up your fleece." Down the cardboard front of my dirty dog-collar
"If child molestation is actually your concern, how come we don't see Bradley tanks knocking down Catholic churches?"
- in reference to the Waco siege - Bill Hicks, ©1993.