How can you tell when elephants have been making love in your front yard?
Well, there's garbage all over the place and the trash can liners are missing.
(Rim shot! - Thankyouverymuch)
I think I would use garbage can liners too if my gestation period was seven years. I'm pretending to speak for the lady elephants here.
How can you tell when elephants have been making love in your front yard? Well, there's garbage all over the place and the trash can liners are missing.
What's big and gray and comes in quarts?