[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I have a bad limerick.

There once was a lady from the Azores,
Who's body was covered with syphilis sores.
The dogs in the street
Adored the green meat
That hung through the holes in her drawers.

[LiberationIT]

There was an old Lesbo from Greece
Who said; "What I prefer to a piece
Is to have my pudenda
Rubbed hard by the enda
The little pink nose of my niece!"

[PaulJ]

Reminds me of one:

A large organed woman from Dallas,
Named Alice who longed for a phallus,
Was virgo intacto
Because, ipso-facto,
No phallus in Dallas fit Alice.