[PaulJ]

Reminds me of one:

A large organed woman from Dallas,
Named Alice who longed for a phallus,
Was virgo intacto
Because, ipso-facto,
No phallus in Dallas fit Alice.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

I love limericks - that's a good one!

[nonliberal]

There was a young man from Alcasse;
Who had balls made out of brass;
When they clanged together;
They played "Stormy Weather;"
And lightning shot out of his @$$.