[Lancey Howard]

What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.

What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.

What do you call a Japanese girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene.

What do you call a Mexican girl with no legs?
Consuelo.

What does a girl from South Philly put behind her ears to make herself look sexy?
Her heels.

What has four arms, four legs, and eleven teeth?
Two girls from Kensington.

How do you stop a Kennedy from drinking?
Slam the toilet seat on his head.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

what do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, they're not going to come anyway.

What you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

A man goes into a Chinese bar and says, "How 'bout a Stoly?"
The bartender says, "Once upon a time . . . ."

[2rightsleftcoast]

I was crying from laughing so hard. Thanks.