[2rightsleftcoast]

I was crying from laughing so hard. Thanks.

[Riverman94610]

Clinton goes to hell.The Devil is showing him around so he can choose a permanent room.In the first room he sees Pat Robertson nailed to a cross.Clinton says"Not that room,Devil.
The Devil takes Clinton to a second room where he sees Jesse Jackson boiling in oil.Clinton jumps back and says"not there either!"
The Devil takes him to the third room where Monica Lewinsky is performing her famous talent on Pat Buchanan.Clinton,all excited about past pleasures,tells the Devil"THIS is the room where I want to spend eternity"
The Devil says"Ok,Monica,you can leave now.Your'e relief is here."

What do Chistine Mc Auliffe and Donna Rice have in common?
They both went down on the challenger.

Did you hear about the new song collaboration between Elton John and Michael Jackson?
Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me

What is the difference between OJ Simpson and John Elway?
OJ DROVE a slow white Bronco.Elway IS a slow white Bronco.

You hear about the gay electrician?
He blew a fuse