[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Minister, and a Jewish Rabbi and I are sitting in a Greek eatery. We all want a leg of lamb, but there's only one leg of lamb left. All the sudden this Buddist Monk disguised as a bush . . .

It only goes to show you that a leg of lamb is worth two in the bush.

(I stole this from The Dark Backward movie. Even I couldn't come up with a joke this bad.

[Conservative til I die]

Here's one: Bill Clinton.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Minister, and a Jewish Rabbi and I are sitting in a Greek eatery. We all want a leg of lamb, but there's only one leg of lamb left. All the sudden this Buddist Monk disguised as a bush and steals the leg of lamb. . .

It only goes to show you that a leg of lamb is worth two in the bush.

oops!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

You wouldn't believe how flat chested my girlfriend is. I told her the other night, "Honey, you've got the smallest breasts I've ever seen"

She said, "Get off my back"

[gcruse]

What do you call an Afghan with a dog?
A vegetarian.
What do you call an Afghan with two dogs?
A rancher.

[Conservative til I die]

How about a variation from the film Caddyshack, representing the WASP viewpoint:
Judge Smails: Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Bishop Pickering: (laughs out loud) Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.

[Timesink]

So this seal walks into a club.

[hole_n_one]

I NEED YOUR BAD JOKES!

Hey, Pardek!....this should be right up your alley!

[gcruse]

The parking situation in San Francisco is horrific, but I finally solved it. I went out and bought a parked car.

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

Whats the first thing on a bugs mind when it hits the windsheild ?

Its ass!

[Rocko]

A termite walks into a saloon and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

[eddie willers]

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
Bartender says...."What is this...a joke?"

[gcruse]

A woman walks into a bar carring a duck under her arm.
The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?"
The woman says, "This isn't a pig, it's a duck."
The bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."

[yankeedame]

I don't know if this is a really bad joke, but I know its a really stupid one:

Where do bees go to the potty? At the BP station. (Get it? BP. Bee pee. Tinkle, tinkle?)

[cmsgop]

Found One..

[stands2reason]

Okay. Two guys walk into a bar, and the third guy dicks.

[stands2reason]

A-hem... that's

Two guys walk into a bar and the third guy ducks.

[eddie willers]

Two cannibals are dining on a clown.
One turns to the other and says...
"This taste funny to you?"

[glock rocks]

freeper humor

[gcruse]

Black woman gets her hair bleached blond and shows it to her friend.
"How do you like my hair, honey? You don't think it makes me look too Polish, do you?"

[martin_fierro]

Q: What does Bill Clinton do with his a$$hole every morning?

A: DRESSES HER UP & SENDS HER TO THE SENATE!