Meet Bob Beckel's Hooker (Photos)

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[PJ-Comix]

Meet Maryam Massihi. The 21-year-old hooker recently stole political consultant Bob Beckel's heart--at least for a few hours, at $300 per. Then Massihi (who used the names Tiffany and Cindy professionally) and her cohorts allegedly tried to extort $50,000 in hush money from the Democratic heavyweight (he ran Walter Mondale's 1984 presidential campaign). Beckel's recent run-in with Massihi & Co. is detailed in this search warrant affidavit filed August 23 in Alexandria, Virginia's Circuit Court. Beckel discovered his young consort via the Internet (Massihi's electronic come-on is below) and paid her by check, which proved helpful when cops began probing who was trying to shake down the 53-year-old Beckel. With Massihi currently imprisoned and facing extortion and conspiracy charges, her D.C. answering machine message needs an update: "Hi. I'll be back around September. Thank you."

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Maybe she's only 4' 4".

[BigWest]

The hooker is one thing, but what did Beckel ever do to deserve any political respect?
Lessee, he managed Texas for Jimmy Carter against Ronnie R. in '80.
Result?
Texas went to RR by more than 10 points.
He then got promoted to an even higher level of incompetence and managed Fritz Mondale's national campaign in '84 again against Ronnie.
Result?
Mondale carried ONLY his home state of Minn. and that only by a hair.
What did this guy ever do beside have a big mouth?(Besides hiring hookers of course.) I have no idea why a rich guy like Alan Blinken--the rich Wall Street internationalist who lives in DC but bought a house in Sun Valley, Idaho and then decided to run against Larry Craig--would hire a guy like this.
Of course Beckel has now resigned. I guess his shenanigans won't play well in the heavily Mormon areas of South and Southeast ID areas.

[Mr. K]

Poor Tiffany's business is going to go down... um , i mean she's really blown it, um...ferget it

[MonroeDNA]

Can't touch this. And completely ignored the phone number, too.

hussy!

[desertcry]

She is a monica look-alike. Bob just wanted to experience what it was like between monica, and bill. Well, he found out! Bill was impeached, and bob was blackmailed. Well, bob was it worth it?

[vikingchick]

Maryam Massihi---Muslim spy? I don't know; just throwing it out there. :)

[vikingchick]

Ooops. You beat me to it.

[Jason Kauppinen]

How'd you know I was wearing glasses???? :P

Seriously though if this girl looked exactly the same but was dressed up nice and was an Engineering graduate or somthing and was conservative to boot, I'd bet that the guys on here would be drooling. Her measurements are not the reason why she's undesirable.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Beckel was also the prime mover behind the effort to get Bush-committed electors to switch to Gore in the mess of late '00.

[PJ-Comix]

Maryam Massihi---Muslim spy? I don't know; just throwing it out there.

Maybe she is one of those 40 "Virgins" that the terrorists will find waiting for them in Heaven.

[stlrocket]

Here's some more info about this Moron!

BECKEL ARTICLE

[cardinal4]

If we're going to pick on someone because of his/her weight, how about we take a few cheap shots at Beckel? I'd say he's just as deserving, wouldn't you?

No way! I hate Hillary more than just about anyone(I cant believe I have to defend myself for a little humor,jeeez!) And a 21 year old girl who

A.Sells her self over the internet

B.Lies about her measurements.....on a picture!!

C.Blackmails her clients

is worthy of any civilized persons scorn,and the comparison to Hillary was just too good to pass up. Im sure you will now flame me and call me sexist or whatever for having a little fun, so Im donning the asbestos suit. Im afraid to post anymore...

[billhilly]

"Look at her measurements: 34C-25-24. She is actually bragging that her tummy and her butt are almost the same size." It's an Arab thing. You wouldn't understand.&^))

[Jason Kauppinen]

A and B merits pity

C merits scorn

[Geezerette]

According to those measurements, she must be shaped sorta/kinda like a double-dip ice-cream cone.

I heard the reporter who worked on this story interviewed on Mike Gallagher's radio show this AM!

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[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

He's divorced. Washington Post says his ex is a golf coach at Georgetown.

Leland Beckel(L)
2nd Place Amateur

[desertcry]

... business is going to go down..... she's blown it.. No, her business is going to go up, she is getting great ad. Yes, she definitely has blown it!

[billhilly]

"Maybe she's only 4' 4"."......And Beckel is 4".

[El Gato]

paid a hooker by CHECK!

I once knew a USAF Major (later Lt. Col.) who once charged visit to a brothel to his credit card. Now it was legal, since it was in that part of Nevada where such things are legal, but the problem was that his wife always paid the credit card bills. Doh! This same guy, while serving as a navigator on a piston engined transport, gave the finger to a Red Chinese fighter pilot. (Right near Hainin Island, scene of the recent EP-3 fiasco, but long ago during the late unlamented Southeast Asian War Games of the '60s and early '70s) The ChiCom pilot made a couple of high speed passes at the transport, then re-formed on them, gave them the "Roman Salute", and flew away.

[F16Fighter]

Paid her by CHECK??????? I knew democraps were stupid... but THIS stupid??

LOL...

Hey, Beckel -- pleeeze come and make an appearance on Hannity and Colmes and advise the viewers on the hows and whys of 'write-offs' ...