[aculeus]

He can't even get the headline right.

Oh, the flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,
Flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,
Flat foot floogie with a floy, floy,
Floy doy, floy doy, floy doy.

Transcribed from vocals by Fats Waller, recorded August 21, 1938; From Fats Waller, 1938, Chronological Classics 913.

[general_re]

He can't even get the headline right.

Well, sure - with an article like this, a real Fats Waller fan would have worked in a reference to the "Reefer Song" from Ain't Misbehaving...

[Major Matt Mason]

Flin Flon, Manitoba, birthplace of NHL Hall of Famer Bob "Don't call me Bobby" Clarke.