[Scuttlebutt]

I always prefer to do my drinking in the stag bar. It allows the 'moist panties' group to continue with their Bingo games in the main hall without interrupting the old lies and sea stories being told. The only problem that arises is when they insist on coming in to redecorate the place and turn it into a 'fern bar'.

Give me a shot and a draft chaser…set up the bar and put it on Harrowup's tab, bartender moderator.

[harrowup]

I have a tab already? Great. Drinks are on the house.

Seriously though, the pleasure of a forum is in the laughter. Even when we had the joy of kicking Clintoon around, it was good to relax and ham it up. I mean, what guy doesn't like the 3-Stooges? We can't explain to our wives why even when we say we like slapstick...

Now, as for that weird guy that doesn't like the way some people spell login? How's about we get permission to whack him one up the side the nog in?

Tea he, hic.

[unsycophant]

Hey sailors! Please add me to your bump list. I don't want to miss either of you running naked through the backroom.

Thanks in advance!