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Horndog Texas Cop Vows to Give ‘Everyone’ a Ticket After She Didn’t Get ‘Action’ the Night Before
New York Post ^
| Aug. 4, 2025
| Jennie Taer
Posted on 08/04/2025 2:01:17 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A Texas cop vowed to give “everyone” a ticket after she didn’t get laid the night before, according to a since-deleted viral TikTok.
The post showed uniformed Harris County Constable Precinct 5 Deputy Jennifer Escalera writing on a notepad with the caption, “Didn’t get cracked last night so everyone is getting a ticket” — a nod to her apparently unfulfilling sex life.
The cop blurred parts of her uniform but left her nametag visible in her post.
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TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: donutwatch; harriscounty; hotcrazy; houston; lazwouldhitit; police; texas; ticketquota
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To: nickcarraway
Adam 12, Adam 12 - we have a 304 in progress in Harris County precinct 5
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:04:43 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:05:18 PM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
(Angelino97’s 100% anti-Semitic lie: “Settlers tend to be ultra-Orthodox Jews, armed with Uzis.”)
To: Uncle Miltie
Your generous spirit leaves me numb with awe.
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:06:46 PM PDT
by
BHI2025
To: nickcarraway; Lazamataz
What an idiot. She should have just logged into Free Republic, then sent a private message to Laz.
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:08:00 PM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(It's morning in America. Again.)
To: PGR88
“They call me the Fireman, that’s my name
Making my rounds all over town putting out old flames”
G.S.
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:08:20 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:08:51 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: nickcarraway
Better than average looking ... significantly higher than average crazy.
Beware, gentlemen.
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:11:08 PM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: nickcarraway
Oh ... obviously unfit to be a police officer.
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:11:37 PM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: Lazamataz
How fast can you get to Texas?
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:12:07 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Democrats should have been barred from elections since The Battle Of Athens.)
To: nickcarraway
I’m falling behind. Cracked is now a euphemism for sex?
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:12:11 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: NorthMountain
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:15:09 PM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: nickcarraway
Guess it got around that she was less than fastidious in personal hygiene, hence the turn downs.
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:15:39 PM PDT
by
RetiredTexasVet
(Trump has arrived and it is awesome to have a real President.)
To: NorthMountain
So Danger Zone?
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:17:02 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: nickcarraway
Definitely out of my league. Can’t help. She looks high maintenance.
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:17:08 PM PDT
by
asinclair
(Indict DNC for RICO?)
To: nickcarraway
Her problem is obvious, she wants to give out tickets, instead of .
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:19:19 PM PDT
by
Williams
(Thank God for the election of President Trump!)
To: PGR88
NOT GUILTY!
Also, I would be willing to solve her problem for her because that’s just the kind of gracious guy I am.
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:19:34 PM PDT
by
FLT-bird
To: Leaning Right; Lazamataz
Laz would definitely hit that.
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:19:56 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:21:10 PM PDT
by
wardaddy
(I am older but I try to be polite )
To: PGR88
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posted on
08/04/2025 2:21:51 PM PDT
by
MachIV
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