“C’mon girls, date a tranny!”
Because they can lift heavy objects, change tires, and kill spiders.
I figured out why women prefer cats. When crazy cat ladies are found days later after dying alone, cats are less likely to eat them. Dogs can. Ask any first responder. On second thought don’t. You’ll never forget that story.
If “what is a woman” is true...then the obverse is also true.
I always heard cats are more likely to eat you.
I’ve heard dogs go after, well, your privates while cats have to eat you tongue and lips.
That’s from a cop and two paramedics.