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‘I’m a Simp’: Viral Post Claiming Why Kevin Durant Is Single Has NBA Fans Cracking Up
Pinkvill ^ | Apr 01, 2024 | Blesson Daniel

Posted on 04/01/2024 11:57:13 AM PDT by nickcarraway

Kevin Durant is widely known to post on social media but a viral post of him has gone viral in which he answers why he is single.

Kevin Durant is often considered one of the best and most complete players in the NBA. He is often seen making headlines by posting controversial posts on his social media. The Phoenix Suns power forward shares controversial content that piques NBA fans’ interest. Recently, KD just posted a snapshot of various challenges in his life that are harming his personal life. He posted about why he is still single and has not found a partner, and this left his fans laughing out loud.

In an Instagram post, Kevin Durant posted a list of reasons why he is single. There were 9 reasons stated about why he hasn’t gotten together with anyone yet. Those were:

“1. I’m a massive overthinker

2. I care too deeply

3. Im a be-safe type of guy. Message me when u get home. Have a good night type of guy.

4. I have so much energy.

5. I give my all to people who don’t give me half back

6. I would do anything to make someone happy even if it means I get hurt in the process.

7. I need reassurance all the time.

8. I’ll push you away when I feel like the energy isn’t reciprocated.

9. I love old school romance and that’s just not a thing for our generation.”

While it is plausible that Durant would tweet something so weird. But it is a fake social media post. The assertion was made by a parody account called NBA Centel, which is a joke page that mimics NBA Central, a popular basketball news aggregator. Durant's most recent Instagram posts feature the University of Texas women's basketball team's Sweet 16 victory in the NCAA Tournament, a repost of his shoe line, and a BossMan Dlow song.

Fans believe Kevin Durant is a “Simp” for claiming the reasons why he is single

Not everybody knew the post was fake and fans were quick to troll Kevin Durant. One fan wrote, “He could’ve just wrote “I’m a simp” and been done with it.

Making fun of the list, one fan wrote it was because of the “8” reason he had to leave the Warriors. The fan wrote, “Number 8 is why he left the Warriors”

Another fan calls Kevin Durant a “teenage girl”. The fan wrote, “Why’s he sounding like a teenage girl in school”

Another fan calls KD the “best”. The fan wrote, “I’m too much like KD. He deserves nothing but the best?

Another fan recalls the incident when KD goes on a date and has a “backup” date if the planned date fires back. The fan wrote, “Ain’t this the dude who brought a backup girl to a date?!?”

Durant was supposedly engaged to WNBA player Monica Wright in 2013, but they split up in 2014. Durant's most recent known girlfriend was Cassandra Anderson, who confirmed their relationship in a Snapchat post in 2018. Needless to say, Durant has several reasons why he appears to be unmarried for so long.


TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: dating; kevindurant; manosphere; mgtow; pua; redpill; simp

1 posted on 04/01/2024 11:57:13 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

“Another fan recalls the incident when KD goes on a date and has a “backup””

I’m old enough to remember when that type of behavior would earn the title of male chauvinist.


2 posted on 04/01/2024 12:21:42 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: nickcarraway

He’s on estrogen pills.


3 posted on 04/01/2024 12:36:24 PM PDT by Ge0ffrey
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Durant is a complicated guy. Most players in his situation with Golden State would have signed a long-term deal to stay paired up with Steph Curry and win some more championships. Durant chose to go play with Kyrie Irving instead and wasted a few years of his career.

I guess that classifies as "complicated" in 2024 - 20 years ago it would have just been called "stupid".
4 posted on 04/01/2024 1:02:04 PM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: nickcarraway

Maybe he’s just tired of dealing with crazy women


5 posted on 04/01/2024 1:13:28 PM PDT by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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From what passes for “modern women” on TikTok, he is dodging a massive bullet.

examples:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq8eUtWCEB8

Stay single, my friend.


6 posted on 04/01/2024 1:21:48 PM PDT by Adder (End fascism...defeat all Democrats.)
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To: AnotherUnixGeek

Durant got tired (hurt? offended? disturbed?) of Green’s attitude. Ironically, Green was the interlocutor who got Durant to leave the Thunder. Curry and Thompson can put up with Green, but Durant would never be part of that “clique.”


7 posted on 04/01/2024 3:35:20 PM PDT by The Truth Will Make You Free
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