There is not enough money in the world.
I would smear myself with barbecue sauce and go find a whale to eat me first.
There are some things that are worse than death. Much, much worse.
For those who don’t remember Woody Allen made a hilarious movie on this topic:
“Sleeper”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKr5LKsn428&list=PLg5HCx1774UIq43bHnNkJZ2d8X0qXODYj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=485Em2JF34M