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I’m Head Over Heels in Love With an Oak Tree — But It Isn’t About Sex
New York Post ^

Posted on 01/16/2024 2:50:17 PM PST by nickcarraway

A self-proclaimed “ecosexual” took nature loving to the extreme after becoming infatuated with an oak tree — which she says fills her with “erotic energy.”

“There was an eroticism with something so big and so old holding my back,” Sonja Semyonova, 45, told SWNS of her forest fetish.

She is a self-proclaimed “ecosexual,” defined by “Here Come The Ecosexuals” as a person who “finds nature romantic, sensual and sexy” and often imagines “Earth as their lover.” The self-intimacy guide and “somatic sex educator in training” first started pining for the plants after moving to Vancouver Island, British Colombia in the winter of 2020

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KEYWORDS: donatefreerepublic; ecosexual; jimknows; oaktree; treehugger
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If she likes trees, why not try to date Al Gore?



You may think she's crazy, don't worry, her bar is worse than her bite.

1 posted on 01/16/2024 2:50:17 PM PST by nickcarraway
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It says he has a partner - so it’s an “open relationship.”


2 posted on 01/16/2024 2:50:43 PM PST by nickcarraway
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I have the hots for cherry and tiger maple.


3 posted on 01/16/2024 2:51:16 PM PST by mewzilla (Never give up; never surrender!)
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LOL!
not sexual, huh.

Can’t even give a tree a woody...


4 posted on 01/16/2024 2:52:27 PM PST by Adder (End fascism...defeat all Democrats.)
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To: nickcarraway

I love oak. Cut into 2 foot long pieces. Placed gently into the firebox to cook large cuts of cattle and pork.


5 posted on 01/16/2024 2:53:47 PM PST by Texas resident (Biden=Obama=Jarrett=Soros)
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“There was an eroticism with something so big"

It's not going to fit.
6 posted on 01/16/2024 2:54:07 PM PST by StolarStorm
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She’s in love with herself primarily, and trying to make it into a long-term paying career...


7 posted on 01/16/2024 2:56:00 PM PST by Worldtraveler once upon a time (Degrow government)
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This thread needs a theme song.
8 posted on 01/16/2024 2:56:29 PM PST by Disambiguator
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Semyonova clarifies that she doesn’t physically engage in intercourse with the tree, but rather the tree-rotic experience is all in her mind.

Looking at her pictures, that's a whole lot of crazy there.

9 posted on 01/16/2024 2:56:46 PM PST by Gaffer
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To: Texas resident

I love 33 ft redwood logs on the way to the mill. They smell like money.


10 posted on 01/16/2024 2:58:05 PM PST by sasquatch
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“self-intimacy”...

Is that what they are calling it now?


11 posted on 01/16/2024 2:59:09 PM PST by left that other site (Romans 8:28)
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12 posted on 01/16/2024 2:59:28 PM PST by PGR88
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at least she won’t be producing acorns.


13 posted on 01/16/2024 3:01:01 PM PST by ronniesgal (have you even tried to mind your own business?)
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To: nickcarraway

Maybe there is something to the Ent characters in LOTR.


14 posted on 01/16/2024 3:04:13 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: ronniesgal

How old is she? Maybe she will?


15 posted on 01/16/2024 3:05:18 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: left that other site

IF it was really “self-intimacy” we wouldn’t know ANYDAMNTHING about this qwap! and I’d be real happy about that. keep your root knot nematodes to yourself.


16 posted on 01/16/2024 3:05:44 PM PST by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star )
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To: ronniesgal

Stop giving these crazies a platform. Sick.


17 posted on 01/16/2024 3:06:34 PM PST by FES0844
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To: Qwapisking

Ha Ha.


18 posted on 01/16/2024 3:07:34 PM PST by left that other site (Romans 8:28)
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To: nickcarraway

It’s from the New York Post…so it’s about weird sex


19 posted on 01/16/2024 3:08:13 PM PST by albie
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To: ronniesgal

guessing it only the Apple that can fall far from the tree.


20 posted on 01/16/2024 3:08:31 PM PST by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star )
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