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Gen Z Says 3-Hour ‘Everything Showers’ Are ‘better Than Sex’
New York Post ^ | 5/10 | Asia Grace

Posted on 05/11/2023 12:06:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: nickcarraway

Apparently the Fiance doesn’t do it right then.


21 posted on 05/11/2023 12:30:04 PM PDT by jpp113
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To: FamiliarFace

Jack and Jilling time. Really folks. Read between the lines.


22 posted on 05/11/2023 12:32:24 PM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) We're all Women now.)
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To: nickcarraway

Didn’t Kramer try this in a Seinfeld episode?


23 posted on 05/11/2023 12:35:43 PM PDT by Tom Tetroxide
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To: blackdog

LOL


24 posted on 05/11/2023 12:40:51 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TP)
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Even if that’s what they’re doing ...

It’s still not better than intercourse if the intercourse is done properly.


26 posted on 05/11/2023 12:42:34 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: nickcarraway

maybe we need those all illegals Venezuelans and Congolese to replace this misbegotten Gen Z ...


27 posted on 05/11/2023 12:51:09 PM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: nickcarraway

Gen Z? There’s nothing after ‘Z’...have at it, idiots!


28 posted on 05/11/2023 12:54:22 PM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
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To: nickcarraway

Very simple to fix.

A timer on the water heater. You can even get them to shut the water off FROM the water heater to whatever if they have a gas heater.


29 posted on 05/11/2023 12:58:28 PM PDT by crz
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To: nickcarraway

When I came home from three weeks in the hospital and finally getting to a shower for the first time was surreal.

Finally washed my hair normally then too.

I must have stayed in for 40 minutes.


30 posted on 05/11/2023 1:03:30 PM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure.)
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To: nickcarraway

I can do an everything shower in about ten minutes. If you are going to shower, don’t you wash everything?


31 posted on 05/11/2023 1:06:21 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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“An everything shower with hot water and Taylor Swift is better than sex. Sorry,” social media influencer Kourv Annon, 22, told her fiance when he questioned the lengthy scrub sessions.

Either her fiance is doing something terriby wrong, or there's something physically/emotionally/psychologically wrong with her.

Either way, these two shouldn't get married.

32 posted on 05/11/2023 1:07:55 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: nickcarraway

In my entire life (55), I have never taken a shower longer than probably 20 minutes - and usually about 5. LOL.


33 posted on 05/11/2023 1:11:03 PM PDT by mykroar (what is extraordinarily important is this—who will count the votes, and how. - J0eStalin)
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To: nickcarraway

Either they live in crappy apartments with central water heating or an on demand water heater. AND they are definitely not paying for their own water bill. Especially if they are in california.

How are they going to sleep at night knowing they are contributing to their carbon footprint and destroying the galaxy.


34 posted on 05/11/2023 1:14:20 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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Who pays their water bill?


35 posted on 05/11/2023 1:14:40 PM PDT by lula (Shine the light of truth Lord, confound the deceiver I pray...AMEN!)
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Substitution. Who wants to date a Jenzy.


36 posted on 05/11/2023 1:16:49 PM PDT by arthurus (covfefe t)
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To: ping jockey

Unless you cannot convince another to roll with you. I lone roll seems futile.


37 posted on 05/11/2023 1:19:57 PM PDT by arthurus (covfefe T)
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To: nickcarraway

Folks have been spankin’ it in the shower since the first rain
drops fell.

Call it what you will, there is nothing new under the sun- or the showerhead.


38 posted on 05/11/2023 1:25:33 PM PDT by Macoozie (Handcuffs and Orange Jumpsuits)
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To: nickcarraway

It’s my soap. I’ll wash as fast as I want!


39 posted on 05/11/2023 1:31:38 PM PDT by showme_the_Glory (No more rhyming, and I mean it.........)
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It’s my soap. I’ll wash as fast as I want!


40 posted on 05/11/2023 1:31:48 PM PDT by showme_the_Glory (No more rhyming, and I mean it.........)
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