Posted on 12/10/2022 3:16:34 PM PST by nickcarraway
Hairdresser might work if the matrix is designed for gay men 😆😁😅
No, that is not attractive.
Yes, when your man has a bra size larger than you, that might just be a sign!
Thanks.
This is why Babylon Bee is facing tough competition, trying to outdo today’s reality.
Lol, true! The first thing I noticed about him was the droopiness. At his age. What are they going to look like when he’s 75? The photos of those elderly “nekkid African ladies” the boys used to look at in the National Geographic back in 4th grade?
(You could tell which issues on the shelf had those pictures from how worn the spines were. There were two such issues in my classroom.)
It’s wrong to claim to be a natural, when you’re juiced. How can that be debateable? I don’t like bodybuilders that use steroids, but be honest about it if that is what you are doing.
I like what Rich Piana said, “Do not use steroids, because once you are on them you will not be able to stop using them. I will teach you how to build a great body without them but, if you want to use them, I will teach you how to use steroids as safely as possible.”
I appreciate his honesty on the matter.
I have always hated liver.
When I was in the USN on a carrier, I ate pretty well, not many complaints there. On rare occasions, they served steak...real steaks, not pressed or anything, but cut into circular disks maybe five inches across and an inch think.
They weren’t great, but...if you got a few pats of butter and got them to melt on top, it was palatable and steak-like!
Well, I was in the chow line one day, and...they had those disks of steaks in the steamer trays! Well, I got one, sat down, put a couple of pats of butter on it, and began to cut the meat, but...the texture was very dry and different, a little lighter in color too.
I popped a bite in my mouth and nearly puked. It was a “liver disk” cut to the same size as the “steak disks”.
I know some people love liver, and I know I could eat it, even raw if I were starving.
But I would have to be starving to eat it.
LOL
Men obsessed with body-building are the male equivalent of women with an eating disorder. And, like body-obsessed women, they almost always lie about what they eat and what they do to maintain their appearance. Ridiculously bulked-up men are no more attractive to most women than anorexic women are to normal men.
It is thought, with bodybuilders, women are making their selection on the trouble of having to cook for three men to feed one guy.
I also found on a divorce site a poll that suggests the most attractive man to a woman is a man with a soft look to him.
One of my best friends who sadly passed away from cancer was a roid guy . He told me his willy quit working when he was in his early thirties . He finally gave up on the roids but the cancer still ate him up at a relatively young age of 44 years old .
I’m with you there mate!
I hated liver when I was young, because my mom always overcooked it so it was dry and leathery. Once I learned to cook it properly, I liked it. My wife refuses to eat liver, though, so I very seldom have it these days.
Brian could call himself Liver-Eating Johnson, except that name’s already been used.
I like muscular, but I don’t like the super shredded, pretty boy look. I think the perfect body belongs to the actor Michael Cudlitz whern he was on the great tv show SouthLAnd. Strong and muscular, but has about an inch or two of squish on him — he’s strong, but likes his steaks and whiskey and cigars. I can’t stand the paper thin skin, hyper shredded look. Ick.
And this Liver King is disgusting.
Truth: “Women having no clue what they want, except that it has to currently be not theirs.”
Either way, his look is gruesome — whether its done to attract rubes to buy his snake oil, other ‘roid head muscle dorks to re-live his junior high locker room fantasies or whatever — it doesn’t matter.
The dude is grue.
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