Posted on 12/05/2022 4:01:02 PM PST by nickcarraway
A spurned wife attacked her cleaner after finding out she was having an affair with her husband.
Jaclyn Maree Morris, 45, confronted her cleaner a week after finding out about the affair in August, the Gold Coast Bulletin reported.
The mother-of-two called her victim a “f—ing w—e” after spotting her waiting in her car on the Gold Coast, the cleaner told Southport Magistrates Court on Monday.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
“punching her several times in the face and grabbing her hair through the car window,”
Agree. Good for Morris!
Except the original was “f—ing w—e” without separate hyphens indicating the number of letters. So I think it was definitely “flopping walleye.”
She was just polishing her husband’s brass...
And in other news ... “Dog Bites Man!”
I need to see a pic of the cleaning woman.
Could have been frolicking wallaby..
That’s a real possibility!
This wife failed to make the hubby happy. A true wife makes the hubby happy.
She was cleaning his tubes..:
If the cleaner said that-- then my opinion is that the wife responded reasonably.
I hope her husband got the iron skillet.
Is this a house cleaner or a cleaner that tidies up a homicide scene?
The ducts need an occassional blowing out.
“I hope her husband got the iron skillet.”
How about pool boy and wifey?
Arnold’s “cleaner” looked like John Goodman in drag. Don’t know what the Terminator was thinking with that affair. Maybe Maria wasn’t given him any action since he became governor?
I was looking for her.
When I was a kid, maybe 8-10 years old, I got in some sort of trouble at school. I was then assigned to write out ten definitions from the dictionary.
Naturally, I found the shortest definitions possible.
My mom saw the punishment assignment before I turned it in and made me redo it.
Apparently “Whore (hor) Prostitute” wasn’t appropriate
Here's my cleaner. Pretty sure there's some gender confusion going on...
“Wife Assaults Her Cleaner After Finding Out She’s Having an Affair With Her Husband”
They weren’t having an affair. They were just making the beast with two backs.
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