Posted on 09/08/2022 11:11:38 AM PDT by martin_fierro
"Florida Man" + August 4
Florida man hospitalized after an alligator bit his face while swimming in a lake
October 26:
“Florida man allegedly slaps woman with a bowl of chili.”
“A Florida man learned the hard way that dry h*****g a “Frozen” stuffed animal can get you arrested.”
“PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. – A Florida man was arrested while in an inflatable dinosaur costume after he allegedly beat his girlfriend when she would not attend a Halloween party with him.”
"Florida man wandered swamp for 3 days after gator bit arm off: report"
” A Florida man who was arrested in 2015 after police mistook doughnut glaze in his car for meth has received a $37500 settlement.”
Great thread.
March 21:
Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say
August 3:
Florida man swings from front of truck for 9 miles in bizarre video
https://thegrio.com/2020/08/03/florida-man-swings-truck-9-mile-video/
'F*** It, I'm Drunk, Take Me To Jail': Florida Man Crashes Lawn Mower Into Police Car
Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar
Oct 31
On Halloween night in Boyton Beach, Florida, the police got a call: a naked man was driving around the neighborhood with wires attached to his penis, the caller said.
My birthday AND my hometown!
https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-naked-airport-bomb-threat-sentenced/
Florida man with Florida tattoo on forehead arrested for calling 911 to ask for ride home (feb 3)
March 27 many to pick from
Florida man in green pajamas decides to eat pancake breakfast in middle of busy street
https://search.brave.com/search?q=florida+man+march+27&source=web
First non-sponsored link:
‘Blessed’ Florida Man Buys Winning Lottery Ticket During Pit Stop
What the heck is DeSantis doing down there?
A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From
March 30
Florida man accused of attacking mom when she wouldn’t dress his mannequin.
Florida man accused of stealing crossbow by stuffing it down his pants
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