LA agrees to pay $300K to man whose testicle was shot off at BLM protest

https://www.audacy.com ^

[algore]

Pussy Galore has not responded to our request for comment

[Sarcazmo]

What? The judge should have ordered the other one shot off for bringing a stupid case before him.

I should have gone to law school.

[Sarcazmo]

On a related note, I got this new Sig in 9. I’m surgical with that thing out to about 10m. It’s amazing. I could hit a walnut.

[stevem]

Floyd wasn’t murdered. Chauvin was lynched.

[Bonemaker]

Castrating women effectively do the same thing to millions of men.

[Rebelbase]

Uno pelota.

[joshua c]

was he the guy who was tossing the tear gas grenades back at the police and was hit in the gonads?

[o-n-money]

With that kind of money, he can have a ball.

[BobL]

One-Pack Shakur?

[rickomatic]

Numb nuts.

[TexasGator]

“he was peacefully protesting”

Audacy writer provides nonsource for this. LAT’s writer wrote “He said he had been protesting peacefully”.

[RckyRaCoCo]

Double or nothing...

[heavy metal]

wonder if that was the intended target...

[Bob434]

One nut Ned hits the jackpot

[TexasGator]

“LA agrees to pay $300K to man whose testicle was shot off”

It wasn’t shot off. Undetermined what hit him but “he eventually drove home before his fiancé took him to a hospital and he underwent surgery, where part of his left testicle was removed.”

[BenLurkin]

Terrorist Totals Testicle, Tallies Treasure.

[Navy Patriot]

David Bond claimed that he has "permanent disfigurement" after being shot by the projectile.

Two comments:

1: Good!

2: Being as it was "The Projectile" that did the shooting, give Bond the projectile and he can put it in a vise and squeeze it until it pays the $300K.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

You’re probably thinking of the guy in Portland who got hit in the upper inner thigh by a pepperball. It missed his gonads, but not by much. Happened in 2020, I think.

[hflynn]

I talked to Ms. Pussy Galore. She said, Mr. David Bond now knows why women scratch their eyes when they wake up in the morning.

[FreedomPoster]

Floyd OD’d on fentanyl. Convince me otherwise.

If Chauvin had gotten off of Floyd’s neck when he became unresponsive, the Left would have had to find another cop-black criminal interaction to be their excuse for their planned riots.