[Harmless Teddy Bear]

A raccoon tried to get into the barn. Probably after the hens.

Ginger and Maryann, barn cats extraordinaire, descended on him like the wrath of Zeus. By the time I had gotten there they had chewed and clawed holes in his hide and I finished him off with a head shot.

[Tudorfly]

Thanks for my second best laugh of the day. And I love your tag line.