I tried that one, she slapped me.
Apparently an important safety tip or step was left out of the procedure. The lady is supposed to take the tights off first. Perhaps less entertaining, but more practical.
Or - "I should wear women's tights? What have you heard? I swear, it's just a weekend thing! Oh, on my face?!" ;-)
I think you are supposed to take the “lady” out of the tights first...
Still looking for an instruction manual for this operation.
“...researchers say wearing ladies tights on your face could slash your risk of getting Covid.”
Might catch something else though! Maybe college panty raids might come back in vogue? Whatever the case, be prepared to start seeing democrats with pantyhose wrapped around their heads.😎
Do they need to be clean?