Posted on 01/05/2022 12:08:35 PM PST by algore
Jeremy Clarkson has been left with a painful injury after trying to herd his cows into a barn.
The former Top Gear host, 61, bizarrely claims that one of the animals on his Diddly Squat Farm in Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, has a vendetta against him after kicking him in his nether regions.
As a result of the cow nestling its head between Jeremy's legs, the TV personality - who showcases his farming antics on Amazon Prime show Clarkson's Farm - is nursing "smashed testicles."
Comparing the cow to famous martial arts icon Bruce Lee, Jeremy has named the strong four-legged friend after the Enter The Dragonactor and added that sustaining the sore parts has been the "lowest point" in his farming career.
He claimed to The Daily Star, that one of the herd has "an interest in killing" him before telling: "They are like Bruce Lee, only more deadly.
"Having failed to connect with her hoofs, she put her head between my legs and then raised it smartly."
"I think this was the lowest point in my farming career to date. Being attacked by a cow while on my knees, in the mud, in a storm, with smashed testicles."
(Excerpt) Read more at mirror.co.uk ...
ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch
<< after trying to herd his cows into a barn. >>
Jeremy needed a vehicle for that.
I’ve forgotten the title now
With his history, he should have always been wearing a cup.
The original Top Gear is easily my favorite TV show - series of all time. Clarkson’s Farm was entertaining as well.
There is something about the humor, and their ability to cross the line.
What a great television show. Rehabilitation was a great follow up. Had to love the Dilldozer and A$$ Blaster trucks.
You know it. You can never trust them 100%. Never put yourself behind an animal that can kick like that. Even when I cleaned their rear hooves with a pick, I always stayed to the side.
Ouch!
“Jeremy is likely to have tried something untoward as the cow seemed to have taken deliberate aim....”
I grew up around cows. One in particular had it in for me. Always stalking and trying to gore me.
*** never let our guard down around cows no matter how docile.***
How true! I worked around cows and soon could read their body language to “Be careful!” around them.
I know that show is fairly scripted but I’ll be surprised if we don’t wake up someday hearing of some horrific accident that’s gotten one of them maimed or killed. They do some seriously stupid things.
That is one funny show
“after Clarkson trashed Tesla”
To be fair he was reviewing an early model, which was crap. Suing a reviewer for giving a bad review is just stupid. Clarkson has given bad reviews for lots of other car markers. Did they sue? No. Suing over this was probably the dumbest thing Tesla has done.
I didn’t know the uk had any balls left.
Thats just nuts!
If I recall Tesla lost all of those suits. Clarkson has reviewed Tesla since and was quite impressed .
Another thing is when you approach a cow frontways, if it comes at you with its head way down and ears funny...WATCH IT!
That cow would be ribeye and roasts at our house. 😏
He also preached to be never to get close to a running pto shaft and never around equipment that was running. Shut it off if it needs inspected, greased or repaired.
Farm life will kill ya or maim you for life in a split second.
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