Jeremy Clarkson suffering with 'smashed testicles' after cow 'attacked' him on farm

Mirror UK ^

[PGR88]

ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch

[Mr. Mojo]

<< after trying to herd his cows into a barn. >>

Jeremy needed a vehicle for that.

[rlmorel]

[SaveFerris]

I’ve forgotten the title now

[Deaf Smith]

With his history, he should have always been wearing a cup.

[Nifty]

The original Top Gear is easily my favorite TV show - series of all time. Clarkson’s Farm was entertaining as well.

There is something about the humor, and their ability to cross the line.

[EQAndyBuzz]

What a great television show. Rehabilitation was a great follow up. Had to love the Dilldozer and A$$ Blaster trucks.

[Noumenon]

You know it. You can never trust them 100%. Never put yourself behind an animal that can kick like that. Even when I cleaned their rear hooves with a pick, I always stayed to the side.

[antidemoncrat]

Ouch!

[odawg]

“Jeremy is likely to have tried something untoward as the cow seemed to have taken deliberate aim....”

I grew up around cows. One in particular had it in for me. Always stalking and trying to gore me.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

*** never let our guard down around cows no matter how docile.***

How true! I worked around cows and soon could read their body language to “Be careful!” around them.

[TalBlack]

I know that show is fairly scripted but I’ll be surprised if we don’t wake up someday hearing of some horrific accident that’s gotten one of them maimed or killed. They do some seriously stupid things.

[shotgun]

That is one funny show

[TalonDJ]

“after Clarkson trashed Tesla”

To be fair he was reviewing an early model, which was crap. Suing a reviewer for giving a bad review is just stupid. Clarkson has given bad reviews for lots of other car markers. Did they sue? No. Suing over this was probably the dumbest thing Tesla has done.

[Theoria]

I didn’t know the uk had any balls left.

[Old Yeller]

Thats just nuts!

[TalBlack]

If I recall Tesla lost all of those suits. Clarkson has reviewed Tesla since and was quite impressed .

[crz]

Another thing is when you approach a cow frontways, if it comes at you with its head way down and ears funny...WATCH IT!

[Georgia Girl 2]

That cow would be ribeye and roasts at our house. 😏

[setter]

He also preached to be never to get close to a running pto shaft and never around equipment that was running. Shut it off if it needs inspected, greased or repaired.

Farm life will kill ya or maim you for life in a split second.