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Doorknob is 2nd to sucking a golf ball through 50 ft of garden hose.


5 posted on 08/09/2019 10:44:58 PM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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I dunno, the other one like that I’ve heard is something to the effect that a young lady could “suck-start a Harley...”


7 posted on 08/09/2019 10:47:49 PM PDT by ThunderSleeps ( Be ready!)
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My dad’s favorite when referring to soft men was “you don’t get a mouth like that eating square meals”


8 posted on 08/09/2019 10:49:06 PM PDT by LukeL
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Or “suck starting a Harley”.


32 posted on 08/10/2019 2:41:57 AM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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Doorknob is 2nd to sucking a golf ball through 50 ft of garden hose.

-Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
-Suck-start a school bus

35 posted on 08/10/2019 3:50:46 AM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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Doorknob is 2nd to sucking a golf ball through 50 ft of garden hose.

The chrome off the bumper of a Mack Truck...

36 posted on 08/10/2019 4:04:12 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist mooselimb savages, today.)
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Sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch.


41 posted on 08/10/2019 5:26:22 AM PDT by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has beco</me my worst enema.)
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