Your comment made me test your theory, only by laughing.
10 Lbs of beans, 20 hard boiled eggs, 8 Onions, and the secret ingredient. 3 Lbs raw Jerusalem Artichokes. You too can be an astronaut. https://hotcheapeasy.com/2014/11/07/artichokes-or-fartichokes-we-test-them/
The Fartichokes are delicious. The aftereffect are bad. Really bad. As in horrendously bad. Hydrazine bad. As in your wife will leave you unless you get a respirator and Hazmat suit for her.
Launch instructions: Squat over a lit candle and let loose. Assume a superman flying pose for control. Rinse and repeat for about 8 hrs. (When I say rinse I mean rinse)
Want to have a fun church social? You bring the salad. Slice in fartichokes. Just claim they are Jicama. It will sound like someone is playing bass on the organ for a long time. People will pass out from either the stench or embarrassment.