The Tale of Two Brains by Mark Grungor
Posted on 12/20/2017 2:19:13 PM PST by x1stcav
Women are complicated because they have: A) a layer of logic, B) laid across that a mood, and C) on top of that an ever-fluctuating stream of emotion. If men are like checkers, then women are like chess -- except the pieces are all kittens hopped up on catnip with broken glass taped to their paws.
I'm puzzled listening to my female friends tell me they don't understand men. This is like a rocket scientist telling you she can't figure out how a flush toilet works. Men are fairly simple; so how can we be so confusing to such comparatively complex creatures? How can women not already know these things?
1) Sleep with him too soon.
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If men are like checkers then women are like pachinko machines.
Kittens do not need broken glass taped to their paws. They have small, very sharp knives built in.
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“Women are complicated because they have: A) a layer of logic...”
Stopped reading right there.
probably better than most such lists, thanks
Fawning Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
“I’m puzzled listening to my female friends tell me they don’t understand men.”
The only time I understand my GF is when she goes to the mall with my debit card.
1) Sleep with him too soon.
2) Hit below the belt. [Important to men:]
A) Being productive or having a lot of resources
B) Being capable of fighting
C) Being courageous and tough
D) Being able to attract women
E) Having status
3) Treat men like the enemy.
4) Manipulate his emotions.
5) Change him.
6) Give up hope that good men exist.
7) Overanalyze.
Only 7?
Says it all, don’t it?
“Page 1 of 7”
Sigh.
bfl
One of the things that women don’t get is that men need them for sex. If there is no sex, they’ll start hanging around more with men or go find another woman. Men are easy. We like things fairly simple.
Men and women are different.
Before we see snarky captain obvious comments, I hope everyone knows what I mean. Men are stronger than women in some ways, and women are stronger in some ways than men. Men and women complement each other, which is one reason why people in happy marriages are so content with one another.
LOL!
That is true. Women seem to change when you marry or move in with them. The act of being there 24/7 changes the relationship Dynamics.
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