I'm not a braggart; I'm self assured.
Want to know what's "ugly" and off putting? Sarcasm, insulting people who don't post here, have never said a word to you, but who are a members of a poster's family! And the only reason I relied in kind, is because you kept on doing it, when I hadn't done it all to you. Sauce for the goose and all that.
And the insults, that you want me to "laugh at", just keep on coming from you.
Want to see a very ugly person, inside and out? GO LOOK INTO THE NEAREST MIRROR, OR SOME SHINY OBJECT.
Facts not in evidence.
you aren't funny
Yes I am. I even crack myself up, and I'm a tough audience.
Who did I insult who wasn't here? If you mean your husband I never insulted him. I worried for him being married to a harpy like you. The poor man. I would never insult him. He's got enough problems.
And the insults, that you want me to "laugh at
No, sweety. I don't want YOU to laugh at them. I want the audience to laugh at them, and thereby, laugh at YOU. You can't seem to understand the simplest things. That's why you have no sense of humor. You are book smart, but not people smart.
Want to see a very ugly person, inside and out? GO LOOK INTO THE NEAREST MIRROR, OR SOME SHINY OBJECT.
No, angel face. When I look in the mirror I see a Greek God. And my mumsy says I'm special.