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Man Cooking Up Ramen In A Speedo Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Nuts With 20 Bottle Rockets
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| 9.25.14
| Chris Illuminati
Posted on 03/14/2015 9:32:06 PM PDT by null and void
Edited on 03/15/2015 4:08:55 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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To: martin_fierro
LOL! 😄
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posted on
03/15/2015 5:57:27 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
("Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." Hedy Lamarr)
To: Daffynition
Ack! Brown wingtips just don’t go with a speedo.
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posted on
03/15/2015 6:13:00 AM PDT
by
Flick Lives
("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
To: Flick Lives
Poor dude couldn’t find a suitable cooking pot so he cooked the ramen in a Speedo. That is EXACTLY what my still-waking-up brain translated that part of the story, and thus my first ‘hahaha!’ of the day.
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posted on
03/15/2015 6:26:06 AM PDT
by
Patriot777
(Imagine....that we could see Obama being hauled out of the White House kicking and screaming?)
To: Flick Lives
Poor dude couldn’t find a suitable cooking pot so he cooked the ramen in a Speedo. That is EXACTLY what my still-waking-up brain translated that part of the story, and thus my first ‘hahaha!’ of the day.
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posted on
03/15/2015 6:26:10 AM PDT
by
Patriot777
(Imagine....that we could see Obama being hauled out of the White House kicking and screaming?)
To: null and void; Lazamataz
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posted on
03/15/2015 6:33:23 AM PDT
by
Cooter
(Radicals always try to force crises because in a crisis, everyone must choose sides. - J. Goldberg)
To: null and void
I have a hard time believing because the author is
Chris Illuminati /tinfoil
66
posted on
03/15/2015 6:59:19 AM PDT
by
IncPen
(None of this would be happening if John Boehner were alive...)
To: null and void
Why do we here on FR need to wallow in subject matter that is more TMZ-tabloid related?
67
posted on
03/15/2015 7:18:46 AM PDT
by
Lockbar
(What would Vlad The Impaler do?)
To: Daffynition
68
posted on
03/15/2015 7:39:16 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Lockbar
Dunno. Comic relief, maybe? It’s the dash of salt, the sprig of mint that teases the pallet and adds a little extra something to a dish?
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posted on
03/15/2015 7:58:29 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Obama has received so many Pinocchios Valerie Jarret's secret service code name is Geppetto.)
To: Cooter
I’m fine. I was busy shooting the GOPe in the nutz with 20 bottle rockets, yesterday. :)
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posted on
03/15/2015 8:40:26 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The FCC takeover of the internet will quickly become a means to censorship of dissent.)
To: martin_fierro
Sounds like he’ll be giving up rammin’, er, ramen for a while.
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posted on
03/15/2015 9:36:21 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(What do we want? REGIME CHANGE! When do we want it? NOW!)
To: null and void
He is very very lucky. one more victim of violent video games.
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posted on
03/15/2015 9:41:50 AM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
To: null and void
Has The Tonight Show booked him yet?
Good thing he didn’t have a Roman candle or M80 between his legs.
73
posted on
03/15/2015 9:44:01 AM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
To: null and void; Gamecock; F15Eagle
“George likes his Kung Pow Chicken.”
To: null and void
This exact thing happened to me one time, the worst part was that i was out of beef flavor and had to settle for chicken.
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posted on
03/15/2015 10:44:43 AM PDT
by
mowowie
(`)
To: null and void; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
I hate when that happens!
DANG!
To: b4its2late
If it was Geraldo....he'd be getting hit by a wave....
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posted on
03/15/2015 2:48:07 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: martin_fierro
Please add me. That way, I can keep track of all the Lorena Bobbitts of this world. Thanks.
To: Daffynition
Is that from “Arsonists of Wal-Mart?”
To: Patriot777
my thought also...how could you cook noodles in a speedo. I pictured a speedo full of water, but couldn’t figure out how you would heat the water..
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