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Smelling farts could be the best thing you do today [bizarre "health discovery"]
CNET.com ^
| July 11, 2014
| Anthony Domanico
Posted on 07/12/2014 12:08:16 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows
>> I’m a health care provider!
Well then, get your butt over here (STAT!) and fix the 3rd degree nasal burns that resulted when I read that witty little comment and spewed hot coffee out my nose.
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posted on
07/12/2014 5:03:54 AM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
To: Slings and Arrows
i>“He’s coding! Quick, pull my finger!”
OMG...ROTFLMAO!
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posted on
07/12/2014 5:11:36 AM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: who knows what evil?
When I was in high school in the late ‘60s, I got a one cylinder Honda motorcycle. I was suddenly everybody’s best friend (those who wanted a ride home from school to avoid riding the school bus).
One day I gave a ride to a friend who weighed about 185. I was barely 140. My friend thought it would be cute to lean the wrong way on turns. As an inexperienced driver, he made me turn wide and I barely missed the curb on the far side.
Thinking fast, I accelerated on the next straight section of road, stood up, then put my anal pore firmly in his face. I then made a glorious gaseous emission directly into his nostrils. He had nowhere to go, so he got a good dose. By this “study’ he should still be benefiting from the inoculation.
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Slings and Arrows
every yard should have a cow
To: Slings and Arrows
Muslims have been doing this for the past 1,400 years!
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posted on
07/12/2014 5:44:23 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Mark17
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posted on
07/12/2014 5:46:01 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Slings and Arrows
What would Mr. Bean say about this?
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posted on
07/12/2014 5:46:25 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: A Navy Vet
How about striking a match and putting it out? Will that work, too?
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posted on
07/12/2014 5:47:01 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/12/2014 5:55:31 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: Jack Hydrazine
Good point! The article fails to mention FIREWORKS!
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posted on
07/12/2014 5:56:57 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: dangus
I told my wife that my fart is like the morning sun,rising over the meadow,bringing health,hope,and happiness to all it touches.Now I have proof! To your health sweetheart!
To: Slings and Arrows; GeronL
Michelle Obama's going to have a NEW "Come On, Get Healthy!" campaign!
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posted on
07/12/2014 6:31:22 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: Jack Hydrazine
Was that a good movie?Yes, it was. I laugh myself silly every time I see it.
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posted on
07/12/2014 6:45:55 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(Obama & Nero? Both Emperors, except Nero was a better fiddler, and didn't need a pen or a phone)
To: gasport
I once had a run in with that kimchi stuff coming home from Korea. The night before I had drunk a lot and when I'm drunk I'll eat most anything. Everything on the KAL flight was great up tell the time we hit 36000 feet. I broke out in a happy tune of I left my heart in San Francisco. The crew came and reseated me in the very back of the 747 as the flight was only a third booked. When you can bring tears to the eyes of a Korean with a fart it a personal all time best.
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posted on
07/12/2014 6:49:16 AM PDT
by
lostboy61
(Lock and Load and stand your ground!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Agree must be why he tells the country to eat shit.
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posted on
07/12/2014 7:00:13 AM PDT
by
Vaduz
To: Slings and Arrows
Beans Beans, the musical fruit
The more that you eat, the more that you fart
The more that you fart, the better you feel
So eat lots of Beans with every meal!
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posted on
07/12/2014 7:03:19 AM PDT
by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: Slings and Arrows
This is a case where the cure is almost as bad as the disease.
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posted on
07/12/2014 7:13:30 AM PDT
by
hoagy62
("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
To: lostboy61
A prep with kimchi/beer probably has toxic results.
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posted on
07/12/2014 7:14:15 AM PDT
by
gasport
(Will operate for food.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/12/2014 7:20:59 AM PDT
by
moovova
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