[TomGuy]

Golf on TV.

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[Fightin Whitey]

Golf on TV. WHAP!

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Walk walk ("Tiger did...") walk walk walk ("Tiger was...") walk walk walk ("Woods says...") walk walk ("Tiger thinks...") walk walk walk ("Last year Tiger said") walk walk ("I remember when Tiger went...") walk walk ("In past years Tiger would...") walk walk walk ("Reports are Tiger will...") walk walk walk ("We all recall Woods deciding...") walk walk walk walk ("So many times Tiger has...") walk walk walk ("We've heard the talk that Woods plans...") walk walk walk walk ("The tremendous difference Tiger made...") walk walk

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