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Man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself
news.com.au ^
| July 15, 2013
Posted on 07/16/2013 12:37:03 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A MAN was rushed to a hospital after a snake bit his penis while he was relieving himself in a toilet, according to hospital officials in Israel.
The man, 35, of northern Israel was bitten on Friday after the snake suddenly appeared from inside the toilet.
The man suffered minor injuries from the bite; fortunately the snake was not venomous.
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It is 'snake season' currently in the Middle East and among the most dangerous are the black snake or desert cobra, the horned desert viper, the Palestinian viper which is the most common poisonous snake in Israel, the saw-scaled viper, or the false horned viper.
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It is 'snake season' currently in the Middle East and among the most dangerous are...the Palestinian viperYou can identify them by their little bomb belts.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
The poor thing just wanted to be a
mohel.
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posted on
07/16/2013 12:38:10 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Reminds me of the joke: “Go ask the doctor what to do!”
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posted on
07/16/2013 12:45:12 AM PDT
by
chemicalman
(The more support I see,the harder I want to work,and the more determined I am not to let folks down.)
To: chemicalman
“He said you’re gonna die.”
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posted on
07/16/2013 12:45:39 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
The one eyed trouser snake meets its nemesis.
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posted on
07/16/2013 12:46:01 AM PDT
by
Winstons Julia
(Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
To: Winstons Julia
The article did say that snakes are very territorial.
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posted on
07/16/2013 12:47:07 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows; chemicalman
Remember that one also, "Doc says you're gunna die Chester".
Whole bunch of Marshal Dillon, Chester and Miss. Kitty jokes which can't be told here.
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posted on
07/16/2013 12:50:58 AM PDT
by
The Cajun
(Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz......Nuff said.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Vipers and adders
Neither friendly fellow
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posted on
07/16/2013 12:56:48 AM PDT
by
wardaddy
(the next Dark Ages are coming as Western Civilization crumbles with nary a whimper)
To: Slings and Arrows
Vipers and adders
Neither friendly fellow
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posted on
07/16/2013 12:57:41 AM PDT
by
wardaddy
(the next Dark Ages are coming as Western Civilization crumbles with nary a whimper)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/16/2013 1:01:57 AM PDT
by
Bullish
To: wardaddy
Not even ven they vash the vindows?
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posted on
07/16/2013 1:02:36 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
The article did say that snakes are very territorial.LOL. What a load of shiite, or at least that is all this snake is ever going to get.
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posted on
07/16/2013 1:03:36 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(My body is in California, but my heart is in the Philippines.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Doctor say you gona die Kemosabe...
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posted on
07/16/2013 1:06:26 AM PDT
by
BigCinBigD
(...Was that okay?)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Slings and Arrows
The guy left out the part where the snake offered him a bouquet of flowers, first.
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posted on
07/16/2013 1:25:24 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(.......Uber Alice!.......)
To: Salamander
No dinner?
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posted on
07/16/2013 1:31:27 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander
There are so many ways to go with this.
It’s one for the “Punctured Pecker Ping List.”
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posted on
07/16/2013 1:33:55 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: nickcarraway
I don't know - did it daven before its meal?
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posted on
07/16/2013 1:34:12 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: shibumi; martin_fierro
Its one for the Punctured Pecker Ping List.Martin Fierro has the Mangled Genitals Ping List. (When he's not dead, of course.)
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posted on
07/16/2013 1:35:30 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
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posted on
07/16/2013 1:51:31 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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