“Somebody at the HDOH balked.”
They could legitimately BUY the same sort of paper, and then make a thousand “official” birth certificates.
I think you have your conspiracies mixed up. It would seem there is a vast pro-Obama conspiracy involving the entire Congress, all 50 states, every DA & every court in the US. But at the same time, the conspiracy is so weak and ineffective it can’t even make a decent paper forgery in one of the most liberal states in the Union.
Which is it? A conspiracy that even Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin and Mark Levin bow down to, or a bunch of bozos who can’t even make a paper forgery?
Hell, if I knew Spanish, I could go to downtown Tucson and have a paper birth certificate showing I was born as the white Barack Obama Jr made in an hour! Or one showing me to be Zoltan Butter De’Zillion, age 27 with premature wrinkles and a split personality!
But Obama, the CIA, FBI and the state government of Hawaii can’t even make a paper birth certificate? Are these guys who intimidate the US Supreme Court and 535 members of Congress, or totally incompetent boobs who rely on adjusting a pdf file?
It wasn’t those people who made the forgery. They had a rush job because they were expecting the HDOH to create just what they needed. But somebody balked and what Judy Corley received was not useable. They had to throw together something on the fly and ended up producing crap.
And it is irrefutably crap. The security background doesn’t match what the HDOH uses. I don’t think the Obama people could even buy security paper that looks like what they’ve got. What they’ve got is an attempt to make a security paper background from butchered pieces of real security paper. But they butchered it in the process, and that can be easily seen when you know what you’re looking for.
And your very points show that this was a rush job. They were not expecting to have to alter what the HDOH gave them. They were wrong, and in their haste to cover their rear ends in time for Obama to fly off to Chicago and gloat with Oprah for the low-information crowd, they did a really bad job on the forgery.
Think about it. All you need to know is that the security background on the White House image is NOT what the HDOH uses.