[Slings and Arrows]

Europeans are so much more sophisticated than us.

[Slings and Arrows]

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[vbmoneyspender]

355,000 ÷ (50 * 365) ÷ 2 = 9.72 men per day

Seems a bit hard to believe.

[mowowie]

I was the 354,999th guy.....it was so frigging awesome.
had to strap a 2x4 to my butt in order not to fall in but man was it good......

[GeronL]

totally disgusting

[Clock King]

Brothels were legalised in the Netherlands in 2000 – but the sisters say this ‘has not improved prostitutes’ lives’.

Ya think? It has never been a glamorous profession and never will be. Why don't some people (leftists) ever get that?

But the twins are confident their income from film rights will keep them solvent in the years of retirement ahead.

What?!! The great socialist societies of Europe won't give them a life of ease in their old age?

[Berlin_Freeper]

retire at 70 after 50 years and 355,000 men

I guess they didn't get paid much.

[Jyotishi]

They are young and can look forward to a Playboy spread, leaked sex tape on YouTube, their own reality show, and finally a career in the adult film industry.

[Bullish]

Just yuuuuch!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Madonna would call them lazy quitters. I heard her last baby walked out of her standing up.

Reminds me of the old joke. A girl walks into a bank with a gigantic bag of nickles dimes and quarters. The bank manager tells her “that's pretty impressive. Did you hoard all of that yourself? She replied. “ No. My sister whored half of it.”

[Bullish]

But the twins are confident their income from film rights will keep them solvent in the years of retirement ahead.

Ummm.... Aren't those actually "film wrongs"?

[TChad]

By comparison, Wilt Chamberlain was practically a virgin.

[mowowie]

I always wanted a pair of hot twins.
too bad these two retired.....damn

[SeminoleCounty]

Their last name is quite fitting....

[Cowboy Bob]

Two twin sister pensioners have decided to retire as prostitutes after half a century in the sex trade, having slept with 355,000 men between them.

Louise and Martine Fokkens, both 70

So, the twins are the same age?

[chuckles]

Lets just do a hypothetical here. Lets say the guy is 50+ years old,( really any age). Now he’s got his wallet and walking down the red light way. Answer me this, why would he stop at these two and hand out the money? We can always dream of the 20 year old, but she might cost more than the guy has, but 70yrs old? I don’t believe they had any business. Even a 70 year old guy would want the 18 year old girl, that’s just the way men think. Even a nice looking 40 year old, but 70? I just don’t believe the story.

[Cowboy Bob]

With a name like Fokken...

When I was in university many years ago, my Spanish professor told a story about how he was in Amsterdam years before. Walking down a street, he passed a shop and noticed that they were selling "Fokken Gin." He said that he could not pass on th eopportunity. He bought a bottle, when back to his hotel room... and drank the whole bottle!

[JPG]

Those tires are missing a lot of tread.

[kenmcg]

Ah! Window shopping in Amsterdam, I wonder if they were located along the canal in the early years as they probably ended up several blocks away toward the end of their careers.

[ontap]

Who pays to sleep with their grandmother????

[angcat]

They make Elizabeth Taylor look pure.