Ron Jeremy Hospitalized—In Critical Condition with Heart Aneurysm

Thirty Mile Zone ^ | 1/30/2013 10:07 AM PST | (TMZ Staff)

[Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America]

Boy, that guy’s really got a heart on.

[Revolting cat!]

With heart problems it’s important to come early. To the ER that is.

[apillar]

I Don't know Ron Jeremy's religious affiliation, but if he is Muslim, and he dies, he should get 72 virgins, or as he calls it “a pretty average Friday night”. RIMSHOT!

[Sybeck1]

http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/by:ronjeremy/index?brevity=full;tab=comments

Been a while

[ßuddaßudd]

I would rather that POS BHO die and we get a holiday!

[bigheadfred]

I heard it was close. They thought Rigor Mortis had already started to set in.

Keep a stiff...upper lip...there Jermy.

[Revolting cat!]

With cases such as this, you must admit that there is definitely a shortage of available acceptable puns. If only it had happened near the Niagara Falls.

[Robe]

HIS VEIN BROKE ??????

[Hawk1976]

.....must resist joke about ugly skanks everywhere saddened...

[DwFry]

If he’s an organ donor, better lock the gate. Might be a stampede.

[trapped_in_LA]

“I Don’t know Ron Jeremy’s religious affiliation, but if he is Muslim, and he dies, he should get 72 virgins, or as he calls it “a pretty average Friday night”. RIMSHOT!”

He’s Jewish.

[supremedoctrine]

“What does he manage?”
———he manages to get laid every so often due to his
client’s connections and outstanding bills.

[BlueLancer]

"He’s Jewish."

That means he gets an assortment of 72 Fran Dreschers and Joan Rivers ....

[b4its2late]

He was banned and his account suspended. Must’ve been too cocky or pulling a lot of boners on FR....

[fieldmarshaldj]

Prayers for Mr. Jeremy.

[Vinnie]

He’s Jewish.

How do you know that?
Oh, yeah.:^)

[coop71]

You’re saying you wish BHO would die? That’s completely inappropriate. Watch what you say.

[Responsibility2nd]

Hope he doesn’t die, that’s gonna take TWO caskets.

Not necessarily...

[NFHale]

Damn!!!!

My Role Model!!!!!!!!!

Get Well, Hedgehog!!!!

[GraceG]

While it would be great if he was a freeper and in any case I am sure no one wishes him ill, his chosen prfession is not exactly ‘conservative’

Hopefully he is a fiscal and government conservative at least. We can all agree to disagree if we have to on his private life and occupation

I have a LOT of respect for People who work inthe sex industry compared to politicians, at least they KNOW they are pimps, whores, protisitutes and pornographers!