[Revolting cat!]

those hands have never chopped wood...

Pick your answer:

[A] We ain't got no wood to chop here in the desert.

[B] We hire Mexican illegals to chop our wood.

[presently no screen name]

We ain't got no wood

Two negatives make a positive, so the answer is B. ;)

[HiTech RedNeck]

how about [C] while some judo and tae kwon do enthusiasts may chop wood with their hands, we prefer to use axes.

[Tennessee Nana]

(C) Yer Greenies