All you would need is a tour guide who could keep a straight face.
"Ladies and Gentlemen here we are at the F***ing border.
OK everyone off of the F***ing Tour Bus so we can go see the F***ing City Hall. Later we will stop at the F***ING gift shop so you can buy all sorts of F***ing Souvenirs. Also will be touring the F***ing Brewery where they make F***ing Beer. And then we will stop at the F***ing Tavern where they serve the Best F***ing Beer in the world."
People would pay 100 Bucks American to take the tour with their video cams. The waiting time to get tour tickets would be months long and maybe even years.
Sounds like they just want to be F***ing left alone.