You know how Superman looks grim while he’s flying through the sky—prone, arms extended, hands in fists?
Why can’t he travel from place to place in an easy chair, or at least stretched out on one of those `anti-gravity’ lawn chairs?
Relaxing with a drink in his hand and copy of the Daily Planet reading about his own exploits. Of course ordinary liquors would probably have no effect on his so he would probably drink hi-test gasoline, or maybe even nitroglycerine.
Did you know that he farted in what was once known as the Sahara forest? What?
Thailand?
Well that one is easy so I’ll field it for Modest Proposal.
Duh - The drink would spill and the paper would get blown about in the wind.