Well that one is easy so I’ll field it for Modest Proposal.
Duh - The drink would spill and the paper would get blown about in the wind.
He would have a windshield, you silly billy!
OK what kind of mask would he wear? I’m thinjikg sad pnjioier dsgae ddgaew qr, fd nasti adsgasrg pojren moose weo fasdq bite.