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Ohio man arrested for sex act with inflatable pool raft
Deccan Chronicle ^ | September 3, 2011

Posted on 09/04/2011 12:19:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

A repeat public indecency offender from Ohio has been arrested for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft in an alley, police say.

The Hamilton Journal News reports that 32-year-old Edwin Charles Tobergta was detained early on Sunday morning at his home in Hamilton, north of Cincinnati.

According to CBS affiliate WKRC, police were informed of Tobergta's alleged tryst by a witness; the owner of the raft who was presumably less than thrilled by the man's use of it.

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the owner of the raft who was presumably less than thrilled by the man's use of it.

"Uh, you can keep it."

1 posted on 09/04/2011 12:19:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
At least he was using a rubber.


2 posted on 09/04/2011 12:21:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

another Obama voter...


3 posted on 09/04/2011 12:21:44 PM PDT by wny
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Probably several times.


4 posted on 09/04/2011 12:23:11 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Was it consensual sex?


5 posted on 09/04/2011 12:26:26 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (aka Big Daddy Goo-Goo)
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the owner of the raft who was presumably less than thrilled by the man’s use of it.

“Uh, you can keep it.”


With big smile, he says “Thanks a million”.


6 posted on 09/04/2011 12:27:03 PM PDT by unkus
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To: PJ-Comix

The raft won’t say.


7 posted on 09/04/2011 12:27:46 PM PDT by unkus
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To: Slings and Arrows

Was the raft inflated at the time, and will it get PTSD counseling? More important, will the raft be able to recover its former life after all this trauma and media attention?

The jury will want to know. Damages may be awarded, making it the most eligible raft in the neighborhood.


8 posted on 09/04/2011 12:29:30 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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Laz would inflate it.


9 posted on 09/04/2011 12:30:04 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It is a cute raft, actually.)
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I wasn’t going to read this, but...it always intrigues me to hear about the stupid, illogical things that idiots think of doing. And these people vote???!!! You can’t make this stuff up!


10 posted on 09/04/2011 12:31:24 PM PDT by CitizenM (Obama's legacy will be to be remembered as The architect of American Decline)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Maybe he thought it was a giant condom and he was trying to make himself feel better about his shortcomings.


11 posted on 09/04/2011 12:33:44 PM PDT by mardi59 (Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
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Wow. You guys are really repressed. Why do you hate?
Why would you stigmatize this simple act of love? Would you really stand between a man and his rubber raft?

Did you learn nothing from the book, Rafts and the Men Who Love Them?
Well one day when MARS (Men Attracted to Rafts Society), gets its way, the stigma of raft loving will be wiped away and those who choose to love rafts will be treated as normal citizens. Just like you and me.


12 posted on 09/04/2011 12:35:23 PM PDT by barstoolblues (Notes from the Hobbitt hole. By Hezbollah Hobbitt.)
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To: barstoolblues

Has Zer0 nominated you for Raftosexual Rights Czar?


13 posted on 09/04/2011 12:36:40 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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14 posted on 09/04/2011 12:38:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Whatever floats yer boat.


15 posted on 09/04/2011 12:41:30 PM PDT by cripplecreek (A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a Permenant Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
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Yes. But right now I can’t seem to find my paddle.


16 posted on 09/04/2011 12:42:39 PM PDT by barstoolblues (Notes from the Hobbitt hole. By Hezbollah Hobbitt.)
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the owner of the raft who was presumably less than thrilled by the man's use of it.

It would have been neighborly of him to take up a collection to hire a hooker for this poor bastard or at least buy him one of those inflatable dolls with Nancy Pelosi's likeness in the face area.................

17 posted on 09/04/2011 12:46:58 PM PDT by varon (Allegiance to the Constitution, always. Allegiance to a party, never!)
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To: unkus

“Your pool or mine”

:0


18 posted on 09/04/2011 12:50:37 PM PDT by corlorde (NH)
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To: corlorde

LOL!


19 posted on 09/04/2011 12:54:18 PM PDT by unkus
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To: varon

Inflatable dolls with Nancy Pelosi’s likeness.

Now thats over the line. Judge! Can I get a ruling here.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I implore you. Raft loving is one thing. But rubber Pelosi.


20 posted on 09/04/2011 12:54:57 PM PDT by barstoolblues (Notes from the Hobbitt hole. By Hezbollah Hobbitt.)
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