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Ohio man arrested for sex act with inflatable pool raft
Deccan Chronicle ^
| September 3, 2011
Posted on 09/04/2011 12:19:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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the owner of the raft who was presumably less than thrilled by the man's use of it."Uh, you can keep it."
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
At least he was using a rubber.
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:21:10 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:21:44 PM PDT
by
wny
To: wny
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:23:11 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:26:26 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(aka Big Daddy Goo-Goo)
To: Slings and Arrows
the owner of the raft who was presumably less than thrilled by the man’s use of it.
“Uh, you can keep it.”
With big smile, he says “Thanks a million”.
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:27:03 PM PDT
by
unkus
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:27:46 PM PDT
by
unkus
To: Slings and Arrows
Was the raft inflated at the time, and will it get PTSD counseling? More important, will the raft be able to recover its former life after all this trauma and media attention?
The jury will want to know. Damages may be awarded, making it the most eligible raft in the neighborhood.
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:29:30 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
Laz would inflate it.
To: Slings and Arrows
I wasn’t going to read this, but...it always intrigues me to hear about the stupid, illogical things that idiots think of doing. And these people vote???!!! You can’t make this stuff up!
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:31:24 PM PDT
by
CitizenM
(Obama's legacy will be to be remembered as The architect of American Decline)
To: Slings and Arrows
Maybe he thought it was a giant condom and he was trying to make himself feel better about his shortcomings.
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:33:44 PM PDT
by
mardi59
(Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
To: Slings and Arrows
Wow. You guys are really repressed. Why do you hate?
Why would you stigmatize this simple act of love? Would you really stand between a man and his rubber raft?
Did you learn nothing from the book, Rafts and the Men Who Love Them?
Well one day when MARS (Men Attracted to Rafts Society), gets its way, the stigma of raft loving will be wiped away and those who choose to love rafts will be treated as normal citizens. Just like you and me.
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:35:23 PM PDT
by
barstoolblues
(Notes from the Hobbitt hole. By Hezbollah Hobbitt.)
To: barstoolblues
Has Zer0 nominated you for Raftosexual Rights Czar?
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:36:40 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: mardi59
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:38:10 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Whatever floats yer boat.
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:41:30 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a Permenant Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Yes. But right now I can’t seem to find my paddle.
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:42:39 PM PDT
by
barstoolblues
(Notes from the Hobbitt hole. By Hezbollah Hobbitt.)
To: Slings and Arrows
the owner of the raft who was presumably less than thrilled by the man's use of it. It would have been neighborly of him to take up a collection to hire a hooker for this poor bastard or at least buy him one of those inflatable dolls with Nancy Pelosi's likeness in the face area.................
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:46:58 PM PDT
by
varon
(Allegiance to the Constitution, always. Allegiance to a party, never!)
To: unkus
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:50:37 PM PDT
by
corlorde
(NH)
To: corlorde
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:54:18 PM PDT
by
unkus
To: varon
Inflatable dolls with Nancy Pelosi’s likeness.
Now thats over the line. Judge! Can I get a ruling here.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I implore you. Raft loving is one thing. But rubber Pelosi.
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posted on
09/04/2011 12:54:57 PM PDT
by
barstoolblues
(Notes from the Hobbitt hole. By Hezbollah Hobbitt.)
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