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Cindy Sheehan: ‘Barack-A-lujah! I Have Seen The Light!’ – OpEd
Eurasia Review ^ | March 21, 2011 | Cindy Sheehan

Posted on 03/21/2011 1:46:38 PM PDT by thackney

Thanks to the helpful feedback I have received over these past two, or so, years, I have seen the enormous error of my ways.

I used to be against ALL wars and the use of violence, but (and I must admit a little confusion on this one, at first) now it seems that I am against wars, acts of war, and violence ONLY if a Republican is president. Now I understand with perfect clarity that it was good to protest Bush—and if the US-UN resolution against Libya was done when Bush was president, it would have been wrong—but now it’s “compassionate.” I must admit, I was a little shocked to find out that the US actually commits compassionate acts and, again, silly me—I thought most acts of war and war were for profit. I realize that only a jerk (or racist) would think that now. I have repented.

I cringe with embarrassment when I think of the wasted years imagining that there could be any other way to solve problems without killing more innocent people! It’s okay to bomb Libyans to save Libyans (or Iraqis to save Iraqis; or Afghans to save Afghans; or Yemenis to save Yemenis, etc) because a Democratic president who has been given the cover of the UN Security Council may bomb them. Yep, it’s all starting to make sense. With all the continuing conflicts, imagining a world without war was starting to seem useless—and now I know it was! Phew!

This is another kooky idea I had—that the Security Council of the UN oftentimes, if not always, bowed to the will of the global oligarchy—or should we say, OILigarchy. I chuckle, because apparently that notion was either dead wrong, or was just a fact of life up until January 20, 2009.

Cindy Sheehan campaigns at an End the War Now! rally in San Francisco, October 2007 Here’s another mistaken notion that I labored under all these years: Torture is inhumane and a war crime. Up until just last week, I thought the US torture camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba should be closed and that military tribunals should not resume—but President Obama signed an executive order to keep Gitmo open and resume military tribunals. Wow, it’s like from almost one day to the next, torture and illegal, indefinite detention became acceptable practices.

Pssst—since I am in confession mode, I want to, with a red face, confess something else. Please, I hope you laugh with me and not at me, but this is so hard to admit. I thought I learned that US citizens were to be arrested only with reasonable cause, given their due process, and THEN punished if found guilty. I must admit I still thought that was wrong earlier today, but when I was (not so) gently and repeatedly reminded that we have a change agent as president, the scales fell from my eyes and now I get it! If Barack Obama (D) thinks that a US citizen needs to be executed without a trial or even a handshake, then by golly that person must need to be killed. Barack Obama (D) is a Constitutional scholar after all and I am sure his interpretation of the Bill of Rights is the correct one. Who am I to argue? What a relief—thinking is so unnecessary and hard!

Now the skeptical, old and ignorant Cindy Sheehan would have thought that the US was only concerned with the regime in Libya “killing its own citizens” because Libya has large crude oil reserves, but that was before I reflected on the fact that Barack Obama (D) has told us that offshore drilling and nuclear power is safe! Like my new hero, Barack Obama (D) keeps saying, we do need to “reduce” US dependence on “foreign oil,” but not before we kill as many people as we must to get all of that oil. The old me also would have thought that we needed to entirely eliminate our dependence on petroleum and petroleum products all together, but if Barack Obama (D) says it’s safe, that’s good enough for me!

I just hope the people of Libya realize that it’s way more of an honor to be killed by a US bomb then by a Libyan bomb and what an honor it is that the US is paying attention to their internal strife, because we don’t always do that—we like to pick and choose—and Libya, it’s probably just a coincidence that we choose YOU because you have oil. My country would never do anything wrong when a Democrat is president and I will forget history, too, because I don’t need it anymore.

I also must admit that I used to spend a lot of time worrying about Pfc Bradley Manning being incarcerated and tortured at Quantico for allegedly dumping info about US policy to Wikileaks. Now, I believe that if he did that to my wonderful president, he must deserve the treatment he is getting. Manning, that traitor, is lucky President Obama (D) hasn’t just decided to drop a Hellfire missile on him from one of those righteous drones he loves to use! Additionally, if Obama (D) says that Manning’s treatment is “appropriate,” I believe him now. Worrying about Bradley was keeping me up at night and now I wish I had the money back that I incorrectly donated to his legal defense fund so I can send it to the Committee to Re-Elect the President.

The old axiom is true! Confession is good for the soul!

I hope with this confession and subsequent penance (10 Our Fathers, 20 Hail Mary’s and a pledge to vote Democrat for the rest of my life) that I am accepted back into the fold of the Democratic Party. I will also voluntarily swear to uphold healthcare for profit and to love Wall Street, the war machine, and the bankers with all my heart while detesting working people and those people who want to “kill Americans” for absolutely no reason.

In Obama I trust. What a relief! Having a conscience is very isolating.

Let’s Party with a capital D because if I can CHANGE, then there is HOPE for everyone and anyone else who are still lost wandering nearly alone in that wilderness of integrity.

Come home!

War is Peace!

Freedom is Slavery!

Ignorance is Strength.

2 + 2=5


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Cindy understands Sarcasm, but she is still a nut.
1 posted on 03/21/2011 1:46:41 PM PDT by thackney
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I’m actually happy to see her and the Fatso being so consistent. They’re still whack jobs, though.


2 posted on 03/21/2011 1:54:03 PM PDT by arderkrag (Georgia is God's Country.----------In the same way Rush is balance, I am consensus.)
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To: thackney

While we’re on the subject of O’s hypocrisy, where is Code Pinko? Give Sheehan credit for speaking out about Obama’s forked tongue. She may be a broken clock, but she’s got the correct time just now.


3 posted on 03/21/2011 1:56:31 PM PDT by NautiNurse (ObamaCare uses Bernie Madoff theory of economics)
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To: thackney

Onion got me once, not again. Do tell.....


4 posted on 03/21/2011 1:57:25 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (“Too often, Republicans have the fighting instinct of sheep"...RUN SARAH RUN!!)
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To: thackney

I was looking at DUmp the other day to see how they were responding to Barack’s War, and found threads like this. Even most of the DUmmies can’t stand her.


5 posted on 03/21/2011 1:57:40 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: thackney
Is this thing for real? It reads like an Onion piece. It seems a little too witty for someone as dim as Cindy.


6 posted on 03/21/2011 1:59:15 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: thackney
I have seen the enormous error of my ways.

that's because your commie ideas are so wrong that even Hussein can't follow them.

7 posted on 03/21/2011 2:02:25 PM PDT by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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Here's My Counter-Protest Against Sin'dy She Sham Last Month At Travis Air Force Base! CodeStinkCounterProtest! <--Video Link
8 posted on 03/21/2011 2:03:20 PM PDT by Tea Party Reveler
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You got to read this in DU - they are unhinged...*snicker*

Calling her a delusional whacked out crazy woman.

Just search the article title - it’ll show up on the first page search.


9 posted on 03/21/2011 2:04:57 PM PDT by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
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To: NoGrayZone
I think it is really her.

http://cindysheehanssoapbox.blogspot.com/

But she no longer fits the lamestream media hit list so don't expect much coverage.

10 posted on 03/21/2011 2:08:41 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
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If this is true, this woman is certainly certifiable!!!


11 posted on 03/21/2011 2:10:43 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (“Too often, Republicans have the fighting instinct of sheep"...RUN SARAH RUN!!)
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To: libertarian27

The DU used to love this woman. But I guess shocking inconsistency is no problem for Democrats.


12 posted on 03/21/2011 2:11:14 PM PDT by popdonnelly (Democrats are silly people - but silly people can be dangerous)
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To: libertarian27
You got to read this in DU - they are unhinged...*snicker

I don't think DUmmies get sarcasm. To laugh at sarcasm you need to be see it as juxtaposed against reality. Since they have no contact with reality they are simply confused by the whole thing.
13 posted on 03/21/2011 2:11:24 PM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: NoGrayZone
It is sarcasm.

She even ends it with 2 + 2 = 5 in case some does not realize it.

14 posted on 03/21/2011 2:13:33 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
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I believe in her own way, she is calling out those who do base their views on war, based on the party of the guy in the White House.

R wars are bad, D wars are good.


15 posted on 03/21/2011 2:13:43 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: thackney
But she no longer fits the lamestream media hit list so don't expect much coverage.

This is what happens when a useful idiot is no longer useful. They become just another idiot. Cindy Sh!tcan just realized that she has been played for a chump all these years.
16 posted on 03/21/2011 2:14:13 PM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: thackney

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”

-Dr. Hunter S. Thompson


17 posted on 03/21/2011 2:24:58 PM PDT by JohnLongIsland (time to get out of ny => 103 days and counting...)
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To: JohnLongIsland

I just read your tagline....103 and counting. This Long Islander wants to know where you are going and how did you make to the decision to go there???


18 posted on 03/21/2011 2:37:29 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (“Too often, Republicans have the fighting instinct of sheep"...RUN SARAH RUN!!)
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To: NoGrayZone; JohnLongIsland

“did you make to the decision” =

make the, NOT make to the..... D’oh!!


19 posted on 03/21/2011 2:40:55 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (“Too often, Republicans have the fighting instinct of sheep"...RUN SARAH RUN!!)
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To: thackney

Willie Nelson, your girlfriend escaped the mental hospital again.


20 posted on 03/21/2011 2:50:56 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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