Posted on 03/19/2011 1:58:00 PM PDT by Repulican Donkey
Stop with the "End of America" hysteria!
On pizza, not chicken salad.
No you won't. This thread has been moved.
I’m getting better.
I would need something tasty in trade to give it up.
:-)
Neither pineapple, nor birds, nor mollusks belong on pizza!
As I sit here in southern Florida, yakking with fellow patriots as we bide our time, I look out over a brackish water lagoon. A pair of Ospreys has nested not more that 35 yards away. They are in full spring fever and are constantly chirping. We get daily visits from Wood Storks, Herons, Cranes, and Ibis. We have committed the unpardonable crime of feeding the birds and installing a squirrel whirligig that took them all of a half-hour to figure out. As a result of the spillage, a flock of over 20 Black Bellied Whistler ducks, a half dozen Mallards, and ONE Muscovy have arrived with Spring.
The Muscovy arrived by himself, later in the morning, about 10:00 A.M.
All of the other ducks fly away when I approach to add feed or clean their water. When I approached him with more feed, he stared right at me and started to hiss and shake his rear end. I was shocked. WTF! I have a killer duck on my hands!! I laughed out loud! Not LOL. A full bellied, all spelled out, LAUGH OUT LOUD! I’m a 200 lb. human; I think I can handle a 10 lb, duck. He started pecking up and down my shins and trying to trip me with his feet. I was afraid I was going to collapse in laughter and my final vision would be looking into the crazed eyes of a killer duck as he plunged his beak into my eye socket. I gained my composure, reached down, pinned his shaking rear end to the ground and ruffled the heck out of his feathers. We are best pals now. He knows who is boss and he loves it. We walk hand in wing along the lagoon.
Enough said.
Turns head and looks all around.......WHACK!!!!
Bring out yer dead.......bring out yer dead.......
Motivational speakers can help:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI
The end of America is as unlikely as DumBO has a Hawaiian birth certificate. Unfortunately, the two are tied together, ZerO succeeds, America dies. It is not paranoia if they are sharing your wealth.
This thread is just dripping with that good ol’ positive American spirit, isn’t it?
AFLAC!
Pineapples and peperoni is my favorite pizza. But you must get from a pizzeria with mob connections. Not just advertisement mob connects like God fathers. But then Herman Cain could run for president. Well if the pizza sauce is to sweet you can’t put on pineapple. You need garlic and olive oil. I just noticed that this is in the smoky back room. Can you read this in a non smoking Hotel room?
No... Doom and gloomers don't want to find solutions. They only want to point out problems, find faults and bitch.
Well, there's them too. But they're at least good at pointing out the problems. The adults can work on the solutions. ;0)
Scroll down to Chapter 3, or read the whole thing from the beginning, its as concise as it could be I guess
http://www.revelations.org.za/JerPart1.htm, really have look, its history
Things have been progressing all along towards a finality of sorts. Some people choose not to be bothered which still won't keep from happening. I mean look...we have a muslim as the leader (if you want to call him that) of the free world! muslim + free makes no sense.
Oh, I dunno - pineapple is OK if there’s something else to take the sweet edge off. Canadian bacon, ham, free range wildebeest, that sort of thing. Did you know the Japanese like corn on pizza?
True, I have a friend in mind when I posted that. He is forever pointing out a problem. I tell him my solutions and he immediately claims it won’t work. He watches MSNBC because he enjoys being depressed. lol
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