[Slings and Arrows]

Wouldn’t blame you if you did.

[Darksheare]

My brother took me to a party once, and only once, where some guy did a few hits.
Well.. I busied myself with making his life a bad trip during my time standing there going, “Now.. that doesn't look like fun to me.”

I have these halloween glow in the dark eye inserts.
They sit overtop your eyelids in the hollow of your eye socket.

I sat next to Mr Adventure and said, “Hey buddy, how ya doin’?”
He looked at me and began to quiver.
I then said, “Hold on a minute” I pulled the eye inserts off and yelled as if I had pulled my eyes out.
Mr Adventure screamed, put his hands over his own eyes, and began trying to hide from me.
Eventually my brother was told to take me home as I was harshing the buzz.
*shrugs*