[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks to csvet for the link.

[cripplecreek]

Stone Temple Pilots “Creep” In his honor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1DdO3SISg

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

I’m picturing the first radio call back to headquarters.

Adam 12, you’re breaking up real bad. It sounded like you just said that you had a 31 year old male that took acid and cut his nuts off. Could you repeat?

[RandallFlagg]

Oh, here you go. PING!

[Leofl]

just say no!!!

Darwin Award Winner!!!!

[Clock King]

[ApplegateRanch]

He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”

I don't understand all the opprobrium and ridicule being expressed, since he was totally correct, since they were full of liberal sperm: monsters, indeed!

[Cvengr]

Prayers sent for the drug taker and his family.

It’s too easy for most people to judge the take of illegal drugs, who suffers harm as receiving a just fate. Such a judgment comes from a person who basically doesn’t give a damn about his fellow man.

One reason such drugs are illegal, is that they scar our ability to discern, judge, and decide properly. It’s been recognized in the past, and they are made illegal in part because of those situations along with addiction and relapse.

LSD is probably more sinister as it appears to touch upon the spiritual domain, where angels both fallen and elect might also inhabit. If somebody wants to dabble in the spiritual domain, I’d recommend they do it the right way, by first having faith through Christ and let God do all the work. It’s a spiritual walk and can be much more puzzling with your eyes wide open, living every moment of our lives, awake and sleeping through faith in Him.

[arkady_renko]

He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”

At age 14 the average male would agree with his assumption.

[metmom]

Probably too old for the Darwin Award, but nevertheless, a good case history to use on high school students on the follies of doing drugs.

It’s obviously not going to mean a lot to the girls, but it’ll really hit home for the guys.

[Soothesayer9]

I think you’d have to be a pretty demented individual to do that long before you did any LSD (or as Kirk would say, LDS). I did LSD once in high school back in the day...took two hits and never had any inclinations to sever body parts (though for all intents it could be considered a “bad trip”).

[DejaJude]

a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself.

What a shame. This guy has to live with the consequences of what he thought was going to be a "good time". Many people make bad choices and are lucky to survive them without permanent damage. He was not one of them.

[Cyropaedia]

Bob Costas opines, "That's gotta hurt... ".

[Still Thinking]

D'oh! They don't contain monsters, they're there to keep the monster company!

[Lauren BaRecall]

He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”

Ask a woman who is giving birth, and she will most likely agree with him.

[beckysueb]

Well, nuts! I just hate when that happens.

[50cal Smokepole]

[martin_fierro]

♀☹☠☣☢★☆ MANGLED GENITALS PING ☆★☢☣☠☹♂

[Ted Grant]

That poor slob will never forget that trip.

[woofie]

Ive found other ways to get the monsters out

[fidelis]

With cats, this usually has the effect of stopping them from roaming the nieghborhood at night. I’m pretty sure it will have the same effect in this case.